You wanna hurt me?

[NortheastPhilly]

Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing.

I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My listeners like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

 

[Phish]

I really feel bad about all this. I really shouldn’t be doxxing his sister.

 

[guest]

could also work for Boomia if boomified.ph

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Me on the bus ride to prison remembering all the best Patposts

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

"you want I fluff your pillows, señor?"

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

I've listened to his podcast, he doesn't listen at all. Scorch talked over his guests less.

 

[Feltch My Ass]

Dan right now

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

I really feel bad about all this. I really shouldn’t be doxxing his sister.

You mean to tell me he coulda been a fawkin model?

 

[Brooke Shields]

Pods, Pains & Dogshit Sales

 

[guest]

I've listened to his podcast, he doesn't listen at all. Scorch talked over his guests less.

Scorch is a better host, more likeable too

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Scorch is a better host, more likeable too

As the brothas would say "" but Scorch did enjoy a nice yammer over his guests.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Pods, Pains & Dogshit Sales

Beefers, Dumpers, and Hineyholes

 

[guest]

@NortheastPhilly you were my favorite regular on the fawkin podcast *sniff*

 

[Ladynyahh]

If Dan came back and loffed about all of this, I'd be all in with da Dan and wouldn't say anything about Flavia's beefers and or dumper. It would prove that he can take the jokes unlike Patrick S Tomlinson (who is also fat). He'd be 10 times the man Patrick is.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

It would prove that he can take the jokes unlike Patrick S Tomlinson (who is also fat). He'd be 10 times the man Patrick is.

if there's one thing I know about Dan, it's that he has big fat thick skin.

 

[Caverlock]

Let's order a Dan cameo and sneak in a bunch of O&A references.

 

[VoodooChild]

Rubber dog shit, shower curtain rings cutco knives.. it's all the same when you have been in the business as long as me. Who wants an orange whip?

Orange whip?

Three orange whips!

 

[VoodooChild]

@NortheastPhilly you were my favorite regular on the fawkin podcast *sniff*

I've been eagerly awaiting this dude's comedy album, "Checkout Line Thoughts"

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

if there's one thing I know about Dan, it's that he has big fat thick skin.

Like a manatee, or rather a, … get this….. a DANATEE!!!!

 

[Prince Bvstin]