- Forum Clout
- 22,562
Nice try Nana. With the endless day-drinking and the heart attack we all know that dick is as dead as your soul.
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
He's pining for some past pussy. My guess it's Dani (gollum form) or Dr ZaiusNice try Nana. With the endless day-drinking and the heart attack we all know that dick is as dead as your soul.
View attachment 130100
View attachment 130101
A childhood friend of mine who I dated for 3 years showed up at my door one evening and we fucked. We both knew why she was there and there was no need to actually ask. Side note it was the only time in my life I fucked 2 different women in the same day.The only time I requested sex with an ex was when she visited me in the psych ward and got me out on a two hour pass. I asked if she would let me fuck her in the Stop and Shop bathroom. She did, in the interest of my mental health.
Hopefully Missy goes wild again and trashes the SC house.He's pining for some past pussy. My guess it's Dani (gollum form) or Dr Zaius
Gods, that would be awesomeHopefully Missy goes wild again and trashes the SC house.
Can you reveal the name and location of the psych ward to help @chocolatehellhole in his ongoing attempts to triangulate your location? I have a feeling you’ll like the mid-tier escort he hires for you.The only time I requested sex with an ex was when she visited me in the psych ward and got me out on a two hour pass. I asked if she would let me fuck her in the Stop and Shop bathroom. She did, in the interest of my mental health.
You know she’s had trains pulled on herself at the SC house in his absence.Hopefully Missy goes wild again and trashes the SC house.
With you and Dan around, it’s a surprise there’s any pushy left for the rest of usA childhood friend of mine who I dated for 3 years showed up at my door one evening and we fucked. We both knew why she was there and there was no need to actually ask. Side note it was the only time in my life I fucked 2 different women in the same day.
Also sounds like he’s workshopping material for his “comedy”. It has a very “relationships are like gum” vibe. Who am I kidding? He’s just angry and drunk about seeing one of the “exes” happy and living life.He's pining for some past pussy. My guess it's Dani (gollum form) or Dr Zaius
He actually thinks he's perceived as a genuine dick-slinger, and that this is an "alpha" thing to say publicly.What a weird unfunny comment. If it's a joke it's just bland if it's a serious comment theres normally a good reason a ex is a ex and I doubt they would want to see 60 something Anthony grunting over them for a few minutes
This was in the late '80s early '90s. I've been married for a long long time so there's plenty to go aroundWith you and Dan around, it’s a surprise there’s any pushy left for the rest of us
How about the snippy, curt way he spits out the word "CHICKKSSSSSSSS". That's more appropriate for a man his age right?I stopped referring to women as "girls" when I hit 30 because one day it just clicked how weird it sounds to be a grown man talking about "girls" sexually.
This forum is dedicated exclusively to parody, comedy, and satirical content. None of the statements, opinions, or depictions shared on this platform should be considered or treated as factual information under any circumstances. All content is intended for entertainment purposes only and should be regarded as fictional, exaggerated, or purely the result of personal opinions and creative expression.
Please be aware that this forum may feature discussions and content related to taboo, controversial, or potentially offensive subjects. The purpose of this content is not to incite harm but to engage in satire and explore the boundaries of humor. If you are sensitive to such subjects or are easily offended, we kindly advise that you leave the forum.
Any similarities to real people, events, or situations are either coincidental or based on real-life inspirations but used within the context of fair use satire. By accepting this disclaimer, you acknowledge and understand that the content found within this forum is strictly meant for parody, satire, and entertainment. You agree not to hold the forum, its administrators, moderators, or users responsible for any content that may be perceived as offensive or inappropriate. You enter and participate in this forum at your own risk, with full awareness that everything on this platform is purely comedic, satirical, or opinion-based, and should never be taken as factual information.
If any information or discussion on this platform triggers distressing emotions or thoughts, please leave immediately and consider seeking assistance.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): Phone: 1-800-273-TALK (1-800-273-8255) Website: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/