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You poor, poor man
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Fat. And he said their "world famous" mac and cheese pizza was his go-to order. Is Wisconsin the biggest fat shit state?
Yes. Nothing but cheese and booze is consumed there.
I think the states in the deep South like Mississippi and Louisiana are technically fatter but I assume that's just because they have massive black populations that drink nothing but soda, etc.
But Wisconsin is absolutely one of the fattest and has the fattest culture by far. Beer, brats, polka music and cheese.
There's a sausage named after one of their cities (Sheboygan). That's how fat they are.
I forgot he threatened to sue Dominos. At this point who hasn’t he threatened to sue?
He is a giant baby.
Why do fat people get breadsticks and pizza? Dipping bread into marinara sauce is literally just pizza! Pizza not good enough by itself ?
Without a doubt. It’s funny, all fat boy has to do when he’s feeling hungry is just eat something healthy. Fruits and vegetables for a start.
But no, Rick (who’s never gained a pound and is not obese), has to treat himself to slop hyper processed shit. It’s what he deserves, actually,
That salad plate is the size of a garbage can lid.
Pizza: the nutritional cornerstone of any good fitness regimen.
His Gym Pat posts were always the clearest sign of just how delusional he is In the absurd lies he tells himself and others. The Pests did him a goddamn service by bullying this behavior out of him.
dominos rules. i live by one and get the new york style large for 8 bucks! #Ruizing