You know what I'm sick and tired of, funsters?

[guest]

I'm sick and tired of having to rape my way through life.

I'm sick and tired of being a nobody.

But most of all... I'm sick and tired of having nobody.

My one year plan is to learn Italian every day, lift every day, then go on a month long trip to Italy to find a wife.

Okay, Dougie. Italy it is.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Italy's nice, but spain is poorer and the women are just as beautiful and still make good food so it might be more your speed. Plus if you strike out there you can come to america and score a nice latina like honey badger and impress her family with your fancy pants euro spanish. They also like rape because of all the conquistador cum flowing in their veins.

 

[guest]

Italy's nice, but spain is poorer and the women are just as beautiful and still make good food so it might be more your speed. Plus if you strike out there you can come to america and score a nice latina like honey badger and impress her family with your fancy pants catalan spanish. They also like rape because of all the conquistador cum flowing in their veins.

Are spanish people white enough? I know I know, italians arent white, but I have italiam blood so I figured I'd go with that. Maybe Spain will be my backup country if they're white enough.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Are spanish people white enough? I know I know, italians arent white, but I have italiam blood so I figured I'd go with that. Maybe Spain will be my backup country if they're white enough.

They can be pretty swarthy, but also pretty white. No more than italians, I'd say. Also I originally said catalan, but it was castilian I was thinking of. Unless you want a wife in barcelona, which isn't a bad city but why limit yourself to basically a language spoken by a people that could only fill new jersey.

 

[Chapel]

Was expecting another nigger hate thread

 

[guest]

They can be pretty swarthy, but also pretty white. No more than italians, I'd say. Also I originally said catalan, but it was castilian I was thinking of. Unless you want a wife in barcelona, which isn't a bad city but why limit yourself to basically a language spoken by a people that could only fill new jersey.

Okay, awesome. I am feeling good about this. I am still on vacation, so will continue to fuck chinks to get those last few yellow fever drops out of my system. Then next year Romania. Then Italy to find a wife. Prezzies later.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Okay, awesome. I am feeling good about this. I am still on vacation, so will continue to fuck chinks to get those last few yellow fever drops out of my system. Then next year Romania. Then Italy to find a wife. Prezzies later.

I gotta say I fell in love with a woman hearing her talk in eyetalian on a train into rome. Just a beautiful sounding language. And one of the great regrets of my life is fucking up a relationship with a nice white italian girl who cooks and cleans going to university by me. DON'T FUCK THIS UP DOUGIE.

 

[guest]

I gotta say I fell in love with a woman hearing her talk in eyetalian on a train into rome. Just a beautiful sounding language. And one of the great regrets of my life is fucking up a relationship with a nice white italian girl who cooks and cleans going to university by me. DON'T FUCK THIS UP DOUGIE.

Okay I wont. I have toyed with this idea for a while now, started learning Italian and gave up when I couldnt roll my Rs, but I'm serious now. That depressing post nut feeling gwts worse every chink... where you just think... why am I nutting into a condom and not an Italian womb to start a family?

Fawk yeah I forgot about the accent too. Heaven especially compared to a chink's lol.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Okay I wont. I have toyed with this idea for a while now, started learning Italian and gave up when I couldnt roll my Rs, but I'm serious now. That depressing post nut feeling gwts worse every chink... where you just think... why am I nutting into a condom and not an Italian womb to start a family?

Fawk yeah I forgot about the accent too. Heaven especially compared to a chink's lol.

I've never committed to learning a language just because I don't travel and I don't care about speaking spanglish with the spics, but it does get easier rolling the Rs if you practice unless you legitimately have a speech impediment. Might be worth getting a tudor if you have a bit of time since you seem to have some spare money.

 

[guest]

I've never committed to learning a language just because I don't travel and I don't care about speaking spanglish with the spics, but it does get easier rolling the Rs if you practice unless you legitimately have a speech impediment. Might be worth getting a tudor if you have a bit of time since you seem to have some spare money.

Hm good idea with the tutor. I will do that too. Might also hire a personal trainer too, just to help me with my meals and stuff mainly. Maybe a fucking peraonality coach if those exist. I should smile more.

 

[guest]

I gotta say I fell in love with a woman hearing her talk in eyetalian on a train into rome. Just a beautiful sounding language. And one of the great regrets of my life is fucking up a relationship with a nice white italian girl who cooks and cleans going to university by me. DON'T FUCK THIS UP DOUGIE.

One of my oldest friends used to be in a pretty serious relationship with this great Spanish girl. As well as looking a bit like Ana de Armas, she was cool, sweet as hell and absolutely worshipped the stupid cocksucker. And she cooked for and pampered him like a king. The dumb fuck cheated on her with one of their colleagues (they worked at the same school) and she tearfully broke up with him. I still shake my head in disgust thinking about it, especially considering he's now married to this awful English cunt who's batshit crazy and completely emasculates him publicly.

It was only a couple of years ago when it dawned on me that he likes that dynamic, and probably sabotaged the relationship with the chiquita on purpose whether he's conscious of it or not. Nowt so queer as folk.

 

[guest]

One of my oldest friends used to be in a pretty serious relationship with this great Spanish girl. As well as looking a bit like Ana de Armas, she was cool, sweet as hell and absolutely worshipped the stupid cocksucker. And she cooked for and pampered him like a king. The dumb fuck cheated on her with one of their colleagues (they worked at the same school) and she tearfully broke up with him. I still shake my head in disgust thinking about it, especially considering he's now married to this awful English cunt who's batshit crazy and completely emasculates him publicly.

It was only a couple of years ago when it dawned on me that he likes that dynamic, and probably sabotaged the relationship with the chiquita on purpose whether he's conscious of it or not. Nowt so queer as folk.

I can date the hottest chick but still want to risk it all by fucking her ugly friends. I hope that issue is gone once i just get a few more fucks out of my system.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Hm good idea with the tutor. I will do that too. Might also hire a personal trainer too, just to help me with my meals and stuff mainly. Maybe a fucking peraonality coach if those exist. I should smile more.

Eggs and fish and 1000 push ups a day. ANYONE CAN DO IT.

Edit-nice "tudor" stupit. I spell the stupidest shit wrong.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

I can date the hottest chick but still want to risk it all by fucking her ugly friends. I hope that issue is gone once i just get a few more fucks out of my system.

You wanna go Spanish in that case. They're all good looking and won't hit the wall at 30 like most Italians do for whatever reason. Crucially though, they're all outta their minds and you'll be fighting 24/.7 which means fucking her friends, whilst not immediately admissible, will be easier to justify and rationalise in the long run.

 

[The Talking Dead]

My one year plan is to learn Italian every day, lift every day, then go on a month long trip to Italy to find a wife.

You have my full faith and support for this plan, Dougie. I absolutely don’t doubt your commitment and am certain you won’t have forgotten all about it by this time tomorrow. No, sir. Not a chance.

 

[guest]

You wanna go Spanish in that case. They're all good looking and won't hit the wall at 30 like most Italians do for whatever reason. Crucially though, they're all outta their minds and you'll be fighting 24/.7 which means fucking her friends, whilst not immediately admissible, will be easier to justify and rationalise in the long run.

Hopefully italian and spanish are close enough so learning italian wont be a total waste.

 

[aRTie02150]

I was expecting it to just say Blacks.

 

[Peckas]

THEY’RE NOT PEOPLE

 

[guest]

I was expecting it to just say Blacks.

Why domt you get a spanish wife, artie?

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Spain is much cheaper, but you also need to be aware that it's basically Florida for Brits.