You guys ever drop a messy poop and realize theres no TP?

[guest]

Fawwkin rough one

 

[PorqueDealer]

thats why we wear socks

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

add some chEEEE n onions and wrap that up g

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Thoughts and prayers brotherman.

 

[guest]

add some chEEEE n onions and wrap that up g

I just reached under the stall to the guy next to me and yelled

"YO DAS DAT TP?!!"

 

[Juschippinyababe]

You dropping that splat shit IN QUEENS

 

[MonsterSteve]

Pretty sure this is the setup of a Borton joke. Something about doing a headstand in the shower.

 

[guest]

It's called a shower nigga. And no need to be pooping in public.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Roll the holder, roll on the back of the toilet

Never fails

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Fawwkin rough one

thats why we wear socks

When I was little, I took a diuretic shit in the bathroom of a play theater. There was no TP, and I was wearing sandals. I initially used my undies to wipe, but then had to shit more. I wound up waddling out of the stall to get used tissues out of the waste bin to wipe the rest since there were no more paper towels. Someone walked in on me too. There's really nothing more to this story other than I left my shitty underwear in the waste bin to stink up the place.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

When I was little, I took a diuretic shit in the bathroom of a play theater. There was no TP, and I was wearing sandals. I initially used my undies to wipe, but then had to shit more. I wound up waddling out of the stall to get used tissues out of the waste bin to wipe the rest since there were no more paper towels. Someone walked in on me too. There's really nothing more to this story other than I left my shitty underwear in the waste bin to stink up the place.

I shit my pants in my car as a young man on lunch break at work after some particularly awful BK. Ran out of napkins quick and tried to use the bag and burger wrap to make up the difference.. no such luck. Used my underwear and still there was almost no progress in cleaning up my asshole. Had to waddle to the 11th floor bathroom and use up probably a quarter of a tree worth of TP to clean up the mess that went up to my balls. Didn't help that I was working with multiple 9/10s and was worried about them smelling my liquefied BK shit. Punching out.

 

[guest]

I shit my pants in my car as a young man on lunch break at work after some particularly awful BK. Ran out of napkins quick and tried to use the bag and burger wrap to make up the difference.. no such luck. Used my underwear and still there was almost no progress in cleaning up my asshole. Had to waddle to the 11th floor bathroom and use up probably a quarter of a tree worth of TP to clean up the mess that went up to my balls. Didn't help that I was working with multiple 9/10s and was worried about them smelling my liquefied BK shit. Punching out.

I couldnt begin to imagine your euphoric levels during all that...

 

[guest]

I shit my pants in my car as a young man on lunch break at work after some particularly awful BK. Ran out of napkins quick and tried to use the bag and burger wrap to make up the difference.. no such luck. Used my underwear and still there was almost no progress in cleaning up my asshole. Had to waddle to the 11th floor bathroom and use up probably a quarter of a tree worth of TP to clean up the mess that went up to my balls. Didn't help that I was working with multiple 9/10s and was worried about them smelling my liquefied BK shit. Punching out.

would have been a good time for a diaper, brother

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

No, but I had a shit in the woods the other day and had to wipe my arse down with leaves. I should have posted about it here tbhwy.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

would have been a good time for a diaper, brother

I was young and naive.