You guys ever cum in your pants by accident?

[Honeycomb Hideout]

So I was at a party at 17, with a girlfriend at the time. Starting to figure out a thing or two about a fawkin thing or two...hoping to slide it in soon. Getting a little drunk....just a taste, just a taste.......Bitch starts going crazy and needs my cock NOW. Takes me into a room and I start giving her a mean dry humping like you wouldn't believe! She was going crazy, could feel her getting wet through her jeans AND.......

I got a little too excited. I tried everything I could to hold it in, but it was too late. The first squirt of jizz shoots out....oh no! Maybe I can keep the rest in and regroup....

She asks if I have a condom.....no time for distractions! A second spurt....oh no! The floodgates open and the worst orgasm of my life happens. She asks again if I have a condom and I said "no, its ok..." and went back to the party like nothing happened. Fawkin brutal.

 

[TheNanaDook]

The good news is she probably just thought that she looked ugly, rather than you messing up.

 

[Build Black Better]

Did your pants look like DJ Snake's?



And were your girlfriend's beefers that huge? Or just her belly?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

No

 

[Build Black Better]

No

Way to take care of your maroon pants, Jim. I'll bet Jim Morrison put a jizz stain on his maroon pants on stage just for the lulz (and yet more endless snatch). He was arrested for whipping it out on stage in Miami. After that, he probably started doing jizz stains from the inside to keep it legal.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Only time was when a chick rubbed me through my pants.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I've got a good story, but it needs doing in audio... just hold that thought & bump this in a few days.

 

[Poopl0rd69]

Not by accident no.

 

[antlovessue]

You spelled shit wrong

 

[Stent]

You spelled shit wrong

Same time.

 

[Dennyislife]

No. You know in sitcoms/comedies where people cum just by looking at something or something being said? I thought that was a possibility until tragically late.

I don't think I have ever had a wet dream either. Bit of pre doesn't count right?

 

[guest]

No offence, but isn't that something that only Pakistanis and/or literal retards do

 

[Dog Eater]

No, but I wish I could have wet dreams about raping bitches. Premature ejaculation is an actual medical problem but I think it’s pretty rare outside of teen comedy movies.

 

[Phish]

Wanna hear a realllllly uncomfortable cum in pants story thats 100% true that ive never divulged out of sheer embarrassment?? I don’t really care these days but in the situation at the time i didnt know what the fuck i was going to do….

Sooo i was in jail. Only had a month to go. I went in addicted to opiates and just detoxed in bed the first 2 weeks. Well anyone who knows opiates when you quit your sex drive comes back with a vengeance. I was in a 30/40 man pod, double bunks. On week 3, i had my first “wet dream”. Keep in mind i only have one pair of underwear. So i wake up with a huge pent up load of yogurt in my pants. I had to lay there until it was shower time and creep over to the showers covering myself in the front w my towel. I snuck in and washed my boxers in the shower and had to freeball while my underwear dried out. It doesnt sound so cool written out and actually pretty lame written out, but at the time i was terrified of people finding out or callied out and ridiculed by the 35 feral monkeys. Pretty low point in my life.