You guys don't lift the toilet seat to piss, right?

[Brooke Shields]

What kinda weak-stream poor-aim shit is that? And just wipe it if you hit it. Or don't it'll dry off anyways

 

[Turry Fawks]

But then I'd fall in
You're trying to trick me

 

[johnnynoname]

do you even lift (the toliet seat), bro

 

[johnnynoname]

I apologize

 

[Dog Eater]

I don’t even lift the lid.

 

[johnnynoname]

I don’t even lift the lid.

bruh- you're like reverse Sam Sulek...........FOR TOLIETS.............

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yes I lift the seat. I have a crazy high pressure stream and it sends little piss drops flying up out of the bowl. I think the DMAN and I have discussed this before.

 

[CQ Beans]

What kinda weak-stream poor-aim shit is that? And just wipe it if you hit it. Or don't it'll dry off anyways

Why take the chance? I’m a cautious man.

 

[Brooke Shields]

MODS I've asked at least 10 times, this is like the 5th post in a row, please block johnnynoname from posting in my threads

 

[johnnynoname]

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

wipe it

I don't have a GF for nothing

 

[johnnynoname]

a GF

settle down, stud

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I pee in the sink like Dan Mullen

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I pee in the sink like Dan Mullen

that's why you have a minimum of 5, obviously

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I piss in the grass.

 

[johnnynoname]

in the multiverse, there is a planet where Sam Sulek is famous for lifting toliet seats


there is also a world where dogs look up

 

[Monk]

Bathroom hack: stand on the toilet seat and piss in the water tank. Boom...makeshift urinal.

 

[BUBBLER]

settle down, stud

Johnny finally made me laugh.

I hate this post.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I got a little trashcan about 2 feet to the left of the toilet with a plastic grocery bag in there. Every once in a while I'll take a piss and hear some splash on the bag like WHAT THE FUCK how is that even possible?

 

[Turk February]

What kinda weak-stream poor-aim shit is that? And just wipe it if you hit it. Or don't it'll dry off anyways

I sit down to pee. My ex wife knew karate. So did my brother.