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You ever try to brine some chicken?

not that Jack Horner

If you saw me IRL you very likely wouldn't look me
and your bitch lie to ya bitch ass, and took that shit out the brine like 10 mins early

then they try to play to you like you got a problem cause you break a couple plates

don't let that bish gas light you dog

God broke them plates

to free your hands, to fill them with this money

 

not that Jack Horner

If you saw me IRL you very likely wouldn't look me
in the islam bible someone said

"The Apostle of God said to the Commander of the Faithful, Imam Ali: 'Say: 'O God, do not let me be in need of the worst of your creation!' The Commander of the Faithful said: 'O Apostle of God, and who is the worst of God's creation?'"

and that spoke to me

cause i'm like, god why did you send me your harshest challenges. and my unbrined fucking chicken

the worst of your creations

and god was like

"what is the worst of my creations"

and i was like, your right god, @Wisconsin.gov is the worst of your creations
 
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