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And then notice you've been holding your breath for a long time and didn't realize it?
I forgot to breathe. I'm a retard.
I forgot to breathe. I'm a retard.
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Yeah I was doing some intricate shit on a scroll saw. I wonder how often I do that. I'm gonna lose a finger.I fear sometimes that I'm going to develop da Robin Williams choking fetish, because during sex and during very intense jacking off sessions, I catch myself getting harder and more aroused after holding my breath for a while. For whatever reason, holding my breath lets me focus? I notice it when I do bicep curls, rather than proper breathing technique, I will hold my breath like a dumb asshole for a few reps. Or when I have to move a heavy object, I will hold my breath when I lift it... Odd shit dude.
But yeah I've gotten light headed from standing up too fast. Never from seeing something like 2girls1cup though.
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