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I don't even want to put it on a sandwich, I just want to eat bologna.
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Oh, I'm sorry. What type of processed sandwich meat would YOU like me to make a thread on? Since everything's all about you.Great thread
I wasnt being sarcastic, I genuinely laughedOh, I'm sorry. What type of processed sandwich meat would YOU like me to make a thread on? Since everything's all about you.
I apologize for my outburst.I wasnt being sarcastic, I genuinely laughed
And I accept your apologyI apologize for my outburst.
I don't even want to put it on a sandwich, I just want to eat bologna.
Nice gall bladder, stupid.Not a fan. Last time I had it I got an awful gall bladder attack
What's he full o....oh...OH SHIT!You’re full of it!
Comedy SNIPERS!!!What's he full o....oh...OH SHIT!
Slam dunk SugarGay!!!
My buddy and I were talking about how it was always an event going to the A&P (now Metro) deli when we were little kids because the deli ladies would always give kids a slice of rolled up bologna and sometimes you'd get two. They don't do that anymore and it's fucking bullshit. That simple slice of free bologna was the difference between dreading going grocery shopping and actually looking forward to it.Yup. I like to roll it up and eat it.
Love the bologna
You don't know what the hell you're even talking about right now you drunk FUCK.No, it’s gross.
WHERE IS MEOWNAW?! ANSWER THE FAWKIN QUESTION, ABE!You don't know what the hell you're even talking about right now you drunk FUCK.
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