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You don't sleep at night

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

My name's Henry. And you're here with me now
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How can he sleep when:
1) His apnea-induced snoring keeps waking himself up?
2) His apnea has forced him to spend the night alone upstairs rigid and stricken with anxiety wondering when his next false swatting call will backfire?
3) His wife is downstairs inhaling chitlins farts through her cooter till the sun comes up?

And what's this "our" enemies? You done gone done this to yourself, ya silly goose.
 
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