You can buy a tiger, but you can never own one

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

What a faggot.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

You can buy a meal for a starving African child, but you can never own one. Life just isn't fair.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

You can buy a meal for a starving African child, but you can never own one. Life just isn't fair.

Actually, I think you can in some spots in Africa still.

 

[ISO__JOE]

You can buy patio furniture, but you can never own it

 

[Treat Yourself]

You can have a daughter but you can never threaten to kill her in front of the mother then her too.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I want a Tiger tank but I can't afford it.

 

[Rudderman]

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him "lose" his phone in it.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him "lose" his phone in it.

Hippo. Horses are useful

 

[Total Tranny Death]

You can have a daughter but you can never threaten to kill her in front of the mother then her too.

Such an over the top horrible thing to do to a cheating hoe, especially considering the kid is yours biologically, I know Rona wasn't lying

 

[Sputnik]

Profound Pat is underrated in his retardation.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I know that you can’t argue with a fence post… unless you’re an ODD retard like Rick who would literally “child” his own shadow

 

[Stent]

Tigers will go extinct in the wild soon because indians keep raping them.

 

[DMbA]

Anyone remember the name of that little coke head Mexican lawyer?

 

[stealthygeek]

Anyone remember the name of that little coke head Mexican lawyer?

Ruben Peña aka El Tigre.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I know that you can’t argue with a fence post… unless you’re an ODD retard like Rick who would literally “child” his own shadow

Nigga got the Ol Dirty Defiance disease

 

[Username]

If you buy a tiger, it kills/mauls someone. The law says you own the tiger.