Yo PIG, let's kick it.

[guest]

Ice, ice, baby.
I need some ice. Ice, maybe?

Alright stop, perspirate and glisten.
Pat is fat and the judges don't listen
Sweatin . .cuz the SWATtins be startin
Down Niki's twat where da niggas be fartin
"You are not my toilet, child" ARE SO!
Punches don't land cuz his fist too slow

To the extreme, I got the lumps in my sweater
Light up the bars and rock the stool like a stealthy debtor

SWEAT, gonna do a few projects
Reclaimin some wood, gettin likes is my object
Greasy, when I crawl into bed
What's goin on with the size of my head?
Love it or leave it, I'm gonna gain weight
Don't matter now cuz my wife's not straight

Replyin to the stlakers, that's my hustle
Check out the hoofs, while I'm diggin for truffles . . .

Word to your mother-in-law

 

[Dog Eater]

Prettaayy prettayyy prettayyy good.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

God dammit, that's a good one. Five sinks.

 

[PogromStallone]

This is how we do things over here.

 

[DominusOdium]

I really hope when we're all before the House Funster American Activities Committee and asked "Are you now, or have you ever been a part of the OnA Forums?" once Pat's benefactor on the lolsuit turns out to be Kamala Harris in thanks for naming a character after her... That they have a full accounting of how many felony song parodies we've all committed. Perhaps get Weird Al Yankovic as an expert to see if any of them are clever enough to warrant summary execution.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Just say debtor not stealthy debtor and you pretty much hit the syllables perfect. Minimal SHOEHORNING, take it from ME!

 

[guest]

Just say debtor not stealthy debtor and you pretty much hit the syllables perfect. Minimal SHOEHORNING, take it from ME!

I stand by that shoehorn. It makes it better. You have to make a lightning fast transition to "SWEAT" but it's an improvement.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Stop, perspirate and glisten" keeps popping into my head and making me giggle.

 

[guest]

"Stop, perspiration and glisten" keeps popping into my head and making me giggle.

Thanks. I was proud of "What's goin on with the size of my head?" I need a chorus for that line.

 

[guest]

"[MEDIA=vocaroo]1hlUDTUIjTWc[/MEDIA]" title=

First time testing vocaroo
I know. I have no business rapping. The only rappers I'm familiar with are the wrappers on my prunes.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hog van winkle

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Vurry good.

 

[EraGodless]

Ice, ice, baby.
I need some ice. Ice, maybe?

Alright stop, perspirate and glisten.
Pat is fat and the judges don't listen
Sweatin . .cuz the SWATtins be startin
Down Niki's twat where da niggas be fartin
"You are not my toilet, child" ARE SO!
Punches don't land cuz his fist too slow

To the extreme, I got the lumps in my sweater
Light up the bars and rock the stool like a stealthy debtor

SWEAT, gonna do a few projects
Reclaimin some wood, gettin likes is my object
Greasy, when I crawl into bed
What's goin on with the size of my head?
Love it or leave it, I'm gonna gain weight
Don't matter now cuz my wife's not straight

Replyin to the stlakers, that's my hustle
Check out the hoofs, while I'm diggin for truffles . . .
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Word to your mother-in-law

Vanilla Thrice

 

[guest]

I maintain that this is the best song parody ever. Show me a better one.

I mean I'll try to do better but I think this is PFG.