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Torque’sHeadBump

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Is it, stupid? I find it hard to believe that a dude in their 40’s, on BP meds, and obese, is popping major rods and satisfying his woman. Moreover, the same rube, with no job or skills, definitely isn’t “having fun” and doing exciting things with his partner (AKA a booze bag with sever autism and leggings).
 
Former Prez Gerald Ford

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Torque’sHeadBump said:
Don’t forget a thorough spraying of the under carriage. Can’t imagine that that thing is cleaned regularly. For some reason, I have a hard time not imagining her snatch is covered in lint balls from the small leggings and that she’s got crotch rot.
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One would think a man who nicknames himself torque wheeler would know to regularly pressure wash his wife’s under carriage.. I mean that’s just basic fatwife maintenance. Pat washes the undercarriage while Tyrone tops off her stink box with high octane nigger farts
 
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This may not be a popular opinion with many here, but childless people in their 40's are always defectives. The natural order of things is to procreate and care for family. The fact that this fat louse Rick calls his fridge shaped wife "my family" is comical. She's a fucking stranger he met a few years ago, unrelated to him, with no shared accomplishments and not even a shared name. Childless people older than 50 should be used as forced labor for people that are putting effort into raising kids, until they are too old to serve society anymore and then they should be plowed into the earth and used as fertilizer.
 
TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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covidcumia said:
This may not be a popular opinion with many here, but childless people in their 40's are always defectives. The natural order of things is to procreate and care for family. The fact that this fat louse Rick calls his fridge shaped wife "my family" is comical. She's a fucking stranger he met a few years ago, unrelated to him, with no shared accomplishments and not even a shared name. Childless people older than 50 should be used as forced labor for people that are putting effort into raising kids, until they are too old to serve society anymore and then they should be plowed into the earth and used as fertilizer.
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I'm in my early 30s and have no plans to have kids, but I agree with you. I am a crazy defective but I think I'd actually make a good dad. I have some wisdom and skills to impart, I'm not a pussy and I like kids. Doesn't help that the women who want to have my child are nutcases and I always get it in my head that they'll eventually just use my love for my kid to torture me.

It's not like I think I'm gonna be anything more than what I am and kids are going to weigh me down. It makes me feel like a barren woman sometimes when I see a kid going around behind their dad while he's working, pretending to do whatever he does. I'm just like "Shit, I wish I had that."
 
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