This guy stole my ab workout routine but I forgive him
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Xena may be a vile cunt, but Hercules is still a real ass dude
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This guy stole my ab workout routine but I forgive him
I unironically enjoy seeing this brojoe gif
Just the "oh you know it" mouthing he does right as you're about to stop looking at his retarded ass
Just the "oh you know it" mouthing he does right as you're about to stop looking at his retarded ass
Dangerously based. Piggo would give up his first born child for that kind of Twitter engagement.
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I assume he doesn't get a lot of mainstream gigs anymore?
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Woods has a donkey cock and an IQ of 150. Explains why such an ugly dude has FU confidence.
He is also engaged to a 32-year old. I bet she was attracted to him because they could have discussions about the laws of thermodynamics.
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I don't understand how someone can oppose any of those opinions.
Sorbo rules. He was really motherfawked by a stroke and his wife is batshit crazy but he’s peak 90s cornball TV and now he doesn’t give a fuck about placating the progressive masses.
I am not religious but I bought an audio version of the new testament and Sorbo does the voice of God in it. It’s hilarious.
I am not religious but I bought an audio version of the new testament and Sorbo does the voice of God in it. It’s hilarious.
"insight violence"
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The toxic masculinity quote was really good.
I've always read it as "oh! Sorry!" since the singer looks annoyed. I think Joe might've stepped on some feet.I unironically enjoy seeing this brojoe gif
Just the "oh you know it" mouthing he does right as you're about to stop looking at his retarded ass
He's saying "Oh sorry!" because he played the lead guitar part instead of letting the BOC guy play it.
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Leave it alone