WWAWT lying to your doctor?

[guest]

I had my yearly physical earlier this week, and I forgot to fast for the blood test as I had left over pork roast and green beans for lunch at 1 and gave blood at 430, so of course my test results came back saying that my cholesterol was really high....I've always had good cholesterol numbers, so I know that he knows that I lied about not eating in the last 12 hours

If he was the typical Indian doctor, I wouldn't care, but he's a young white doctor, so I'm embarrassed...I'm a faggot.

 

[CuntFucker]

Fat

 

[guest]

Fat

Nah, I'm 6'1 230. More of a muscular "Dad bod".

Not to brag, but I'm in great shape for my age.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Where we at with never going to doctors unless you have a broken leg since they are crooked, disgusting faggots?

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Doctors are idiots.
Last time I went he was all, "your liver, your lungs, 6 to 8 months, at best"
and I was like, fuck this noise.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Doctors are idiots.
Last time I went he was all, "your liver, your lungs, 6 to 8 months, at best"
and I was like, fuck this noise.

What'd he say about your neck and your back?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Nah, I'm 6'1 230. More of a muscular "Dad bod".

Not to brag, but I'm in great shape for my age.

Being 6’1 hides it well.

 

[aRTie02150]

I went to a doctor because I had a bad cough. I find out I had pneumonia and the doctor scolded me for not seeing him sooner. Like I have an X-ray machine in my bedroom to confirm I have pneumonia.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I said I drink 18 beers a week and the doctor said that was a problem. What kind of pussy shit is that

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Nah, I'm 6'1

 

[Cuphead]

Your doctor is the one person you should never lie to

 

[johnnynoname]

you can lie all you want but your bloodwork always tells the truth

EDIT: i will add though that I think the "I didn't fast, and I ate meat the night before i had bloodwork done therefore fucking up my numbers" thing has happened to everyone, op

 

[johnnynoname]

btw- I'm a fucking idiot who fasts for like 2 days before my physical....i'm like the legit shredded fat piece of shit when I go see so old dude who's gonna shove his finger up his ass

also, op how is it that your initial post about your yearly physical mentions NOTHING about "THE FINGER"?!

 

[Harry's Manly Calvester]

WWAWT looking for a hot female dermatologist to check you for skin cancer?

On one hand, your body is in the hands of a hot chick. On the other, your health is in the hands of a woman.

 

[guest]

btw- I'm a fucking idiot who fasts for like 2 days before my physical....i'm like the legit shredded fat piece of shit when I go see so old dude who's gonna shove his finger up his ass

also, op how is it that your initial post about your yearly physical mentions NOTHING about "THE FINGER"?!

Uhhg, they don't do that anymore. Blood work now tells them everything they need to know.

I also no longer have to do the "Turn and cough".

 

[guest]

Just reviewed my doctor notes and saw that he mentioned that I was "Well groomed". Does my doctor have a crush on me?

DOXX...

 

[Harry's Manly Calvester]

Just reviewed my doctor notes and saw that he mentioned that I was "Well groomed". Does my doctor have a crush on me?

DOXX...

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He liked that you were 6'1''. It covers your fatness real well

Also he wants to suck your dick. You should take it

 

[Cyberatorquer]

I trust my drug dealers more than my doctors.

 

[johnnynoname]

I trust my drug dealers more than my doctors.

this is duplicitous it can be taken as facetious, and literal

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Your doctor is the one person you should never lie to

Yeah, you should definitely tell them they are pieces of shit and get the fuck out of there