WWAWT Favorite Cocktails

[TomFromNawlins]

Piggybacking off the alcohol treatment thread, I figured responsible adults could discuss their favorite cocktails. I think beer’s been discussed before.

Old Fashioneds are nice, but hipsters have probably ruined them like everything else.

I’m all in with the classic dry martini, and I’ve recently started drinking Negronis because they taste pretty good and have a borderline offensive name.

 

[CuckQueen]

Rob Roys if I'm out, straight liquor with coffee to chase it at home.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Rob Roys if I'm out, straight liquor with coffee to chase it at home.

I’ll take an Irish coffee, but it can’t be weak.

 

[guest]

Old fashions give me a brutal hangover.
Just a double top shelf vodka with club soda and lime

that way the hogmild hipster bartender can’t fuck it up

 

[CuckQueen]

I’ll take an Irish coffee, but it can’t be weak.

I don't mix them, I get a 13 dollar plastic jug from walmart and swallow as much as I can, I can hold about 6 ounces in my mouth at once, gulp, then holding my breath rinse the taste out with coffee. I repeat this process until I black out.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Bourbon on the rocks. Let it sit for a minute so the ice melts a bit. Anyone who drinks an actual cocktail is a faggot and you can take that to the bank and cash it

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I don't mix them, I get a 13 dollar plastic jug from walmart and swallow as much as I can, I can hold about 6 ounces in my mouth at once, gulp, then holding my breath rinse the taste out with coffee. I repeat this process until I black out.

That’s insane. I like it.

 

[CuckQueen]

That’s insane. I like it.

It's the most sane way to live. Charles Baudelaire on Time and all that happy horse shit. Only trouble is backswilling coffee into the bottle, but since the bottle never lasts more than two days it works out.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Bourbon on the rocks. Let it sit for a minute so the ice melts a bit. Anyone who drinks an actual cocktail is a faggot and you can take that to the bank and cash it

I’m not talking about Bikini-tinis, but if a drink makes me a faggot then so be it.

 

[fusciasomething]

It's kind of a pain in the ass but in the honor of the derby

Burnt Orange Julep Cocktail Recipe | Traeger Grills

This one's all about the bitters and bourbon. Refresh your taste buds with this fragrant citrus cocktail. Burnt orange agave, mint and bourbon.

www.traeger.com

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I’m not talking about Bikini-tinis, but if a drink makes me a faggot then so be it.

You’re posting on onaforums, bud. Breathing air makes you a faggot.

for the record I do like an old fashioned on occasion if it’s made right.

 

[guest]

I'm not a complicated man. I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. And Jack Daniels on the rocks. Call me crazy, call me a pervert. Or a bombay martini if I'm at a fancy people do.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

You’re posting on onaforums, bud. Breathing air makes you a faggot.

for the record I do like an old fashioned on occasion if it’s made right.

I know that brotherman. We’re all faggots here.

The “if it’s made right” part is the most important.

 

[guest]

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I usually go with either bourbon or vodka on the rocks, but if I'm in the mood for a cocktail, bourbon with a bit of ginger ale is always nice. Vodka tonics are good.
However, sometimes, if I'm feeling really, really faggy, I'll have a screwdriver with cream. Taste like cake.

 

[guest]

I don't mix them, I get a 13 dollar plastic jug from walmart and swallow as much as I can, I can hold about 6 ounces in my mouth at once, gulp, then holding my breath rinse the taste out with coffee. I repeat this process until I black out.

I find you to be fascinating.

May I ask what you do for a living?

 

[guest]

We’ve been making rum old fashioned at home lately. Really good.

this has been the go-to:

Here’s my recipe, although I normally use double of everything so I don’t have to keep making them:

1 1/2 oz rum
1/3 oz 50/50 simple syrup
A few shakes chocolate bitters
Luxardo

and you need some big sphere ice molds, don’t use the regular ice cubes from the freezer.

something like this:

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[CuckQueen]

I find you to be fascinating.

May I ask what you do for a living?

My scent is also intoxicating. I used to be a lawyer. Quickly dropped out of life and signed up for every government program imaginable. I have everything paid for or paid off so I write and sell erotic stories to other perverts, write papers for college kids, and donate plasma for spending mazooma on cannabis, tobacco, and liquor.

 

[guest]

My scent is also intoxicating. I used to be a lawyer. Quickly dropped out of life and signed up for every government program imaginable. I have everything paid for or paid off so I write and sell erotic stories to other perverts, write papers for college kids, and donate plasma for spending mazooma on cannabis, tobacco, and liquor.

Awesome, but who the fuck pays for erotic stories in this day and age??

Something tells me that you write sick shit that can't be found with a simple Google search.

 

[Jizz]

got fawkin wasted off mountain dewy margaritas last new years with a bunch of pests.