People who don't like sausage rolls are faggots, niggers, kikes, and Tomlinsons
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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wwawdf sausage rolls / gordon ramsay thread 37
- Thread starter Riccardo Bosi
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People who don't like sausage rolls are faggots, niggers, kikes, and Tomlinsons
They aren't a thing over here in the States but they look delicious. Only know about them from golf and Gordon Ramsay but mostly golf because it's a popular thing to eat after finishing the front nine, before playing the back. We do hot dogs over here and there's nothing better than a turn dog and an ice-cold drink on a hot day while golfing.
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They’re called Saucijzenbroodjes over here and they’re fucking delicious! I’m starving now, Earl we got any in the back?
Goddamn that’s a silly language
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thats actually some kind of gourmet? can buy it in bakery where i live and whenever i had one it was always very dry and salty, not a fan tbchwy
Couple of them after a night on the sauce. Perfect night.
Dan, that's a reference to antipodean heart disease.
Dan, that's a reference to antipodean heart disease.
Vers eruit, baas.
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Fixed that for you. You’re welcome.
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My customers say they're delicious
They say never stick your sausage roll in crazy but imagine how freaky she has to be in the bedroom. I still won’t do it cause i don’t want her to pull a Lorena Bobbitt on me.
I golf 3 times per week, weather permitting and I’ve never heard of them. The best thing at the turn is 5 beers for the back nine on an empty stomach.
She's the type who would fake a pregnancy to keep you around.
I think she's the opposite; I think she's asexual and doesn't enjoy sex. But she would cut your peckah off, yes.
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Only one way to find out, for da show!
Who is this? She looks familiar.
Probably because you're American. Limeys eat sausage rolls at the turn and don't drink while golfing.
That's crazy cunt Amy from Amy's Baking Company. She's Fatrick if he owned a cafe.
And yet you wonder why all the best golfers in the world are Americans. Get stuffed like your fat wife eating a sausage roll, Limey.
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Hurtful.
Big boy brought the bat today. Fawkin, okay? *sniff*