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It's a nice thought, it's a nice thought, but how the fuck am I meant to flirt with a woman with my family around? I can't be "Dating Dougie" around my family. It's worlds colliding.
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WWAWDAAAAAAAhhhhh your family trying to set you up with women?
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Make sure you get there late so that there aren't any seats left. Then you can sit at the kid's table with zero suspicion. You fucking ghoul.
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My dad, and my grandparents were pretty much the only ones who were ever actually nice to my gfs. My mom and my aunts and a few of my female cousins were always like surface nice to them but there was something cold and mean about the way they'd talk to them that made me just stop going to family functions, which also then got blamed on my one ex. "She's so controlling she doesn't even let him see his family." Well, it's been 10 years since we broke up and I still don't show up, so think on that, dicks.
My grandmother asked my one ex a question at dinner one time and she did some nervous giggle when she answered and my favourite aunt who loves me immensely looked straight at her and mocked her laugh. I felt horrible because if one of her uncles did that to me I'd flip the fucking table.
My grandmother asked my one ex a question at dinner one time and she did some nervous giggle when she answered and my favourite aunt who loves me immensely looked straight at her and mocked her laugh. I felt horrible because if one of her uncles did that to me I'd flip the fucking table.
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"no, you don't understand; I HAD to sabotage your relationship by being deliberately unpleasant to your significant other! they didn't respect our family!"
yeah, and now I fucking don't, either. well done!
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Women act like this and then wonder why they get treated like children.
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They all do it.
It's why you should always find a way to record a woman talking shit about their friends and family.
If you get them all together and play back the footage or audio you can see them squirm and have an emotional breakdown for being called out.
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This is why it's always best to date a woman whose family is dead, Abe.
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Just tell them there are apps these days that can get you whatever flavour of pussy you want on any given day.
In other words, the truth.
In other words, the truth.
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I just had a funeral for my 97 year old great aunt last week, family flew in from all over the country.
I was sitting next to this 43 year old cousin i'd never met, she's my great aunts nephews daughter or sumtin?
so like 3rd or 4th cousin? maybe once removed?
literally looks like Eva Longoria, crossfit body. at one point I used the line "W-well, 43 is the new 30, R-right?"
she blushed.
I jerked off to her in the shower after, imagining her blowing me in the funeral home bathroom
.... it is, what it is.
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oh heaven no
thankfully for me, my mom knows what type of women I like so she doesn't even bother.....or, quite frankly she never bothered
thankfully for me, my mom knows what type of women I like so she doesn't even bother.....or, quite frankly she never bothered
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My family doesn't care about my loneliness, boo hoo hoo.
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Fascinating relationship.