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My one ex slept on her stomach and multiple times a night, she'd lean her head up, take the palm of her flat hand and violently rub the shit out of her face really fast for like five seconds. Then she'd just go limp and her head would crash back down into the pillow, still dead asleep. It was honestly hilarious but I guess you'd kind of have to see it to get it. It looked like it should've hurt. If I rubbed my face like that I could break my nose.
It’s summertime, Abe.
Making you play football with hives is fucking cruel lol. Sweating in the pads must have felt great.
Holy fuck lol that woulda freaked me out. I had this one girlfriend that would snore really loud and it would piss me the fuck off. So i'd pinch her nose for a microsecond just till her throat backed up and she'd stop lol
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Fuck man, snoring is the most intolerable sound in the world to me. The last crazy bitch I dated snored insanely loud and I couldn't sleep with her. I always associated snoring with fat people. There were a couple times when we had to sleep in the same bed and I'd just be awake all night focusing on how much I hate that fucking noise. She was also able to fall asleep immediately so I never got a chance to fall asleep before her.
Sleeping in the tub sounds like something a rape victim ends up doing. Fuckin hilarious that you had to resort to that over powerful full bellied dad snores. I woulda flipped. Snoring makes me want to die. I know exactly what you mean by zeroing in on it and not being able to focus on anything else. Every snore you get more and more irate. Fawk.
First girl I ever slept with snored like crazy. I'd probably roll her out of bed now, but 16 year old me was willing to make the tradeoff.
I'd bring the blankets off the bed and I was usually small enough to be able to fit comfortably in the tub. I'd make a little Abe-nest. And I could turn on the bathroom fan so I wouldn't have to hear the insane, inhuman noises that my dad was making. I had to do it when I was older on hockey trips too and that blew.
Why the fuck didn't you just get earplugs? Especially on the hockey trips, goddamn.
I have fucked up ears and earplugs/ear buds don't stay in them. I did a lot of the pillow over the ear thing, but sometimes that doesn't cut it.
