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WWAWD sword and sandal movies?

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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Red Sonja watch preddy gud, as I assume you've already shown your kid Conan. The Beastmaster films are corny as fuck but hold a special place in my heart. I really enjoyed the 2010 Clash of the Titans remake, it was in the same spirit of cheesy fun. Kull and Krull are decent picks, too.
 

We Have Everything

More than you can ever imagine
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WWAWD Ben-Hur?
They were still insecure about their phenotype after the "We wuz Hyperborean Aryans" psyop by the Nazis, and only cast jews like

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They made the Roman Massala look like a curly-haired Nick Fuentes dysgenicster:

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T-t-t-Terry!

"I meant don't rib @T-t-t-Terry"
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They were still insecure about their phenotype after the "We wuz Hyperborean Aryans" psyop by the Nazis, and only cast jews like

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They made the Roman Massala look like a curly-haired Nick Fuentes dysgenicster:

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Nobody asked for a faggot dissertation on the ethnic makeup of the cast.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT James Arness!
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Steve Reeves' Hercules movies are still pretty watchable.

There's numerous non-Reeves ones from the same era, more than I can probably remember. I know the Reg Park ones played on my local station as a teenage lad.
 

TorpidSloth

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He played one for that role...I stand corrected though, I thought he was one of those Anglo passing ones, like Paul Newman.
Newman was better looking tbf. Only half Jew if I remember right, and paternal so not a pure blood. Mother was a Slovak Catholic, hence the blue eyes etc
 
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