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Can really ruin an otherwise fun activity. I've had some that were so bad I can still remember the smell and dry heave.
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Well, beggars can't be choosers, just put a clothespin on your nose and hump away.
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STINKAY PUSAAAY!
Asian women.
Although I knew a bloke in China who hooked up with this bird who must have been crudded up worse than that monkey off of Outbreak. He said the pen and ink was bad enough that he didn't go near her clunge. But, he did have to touch the johnny after he'd bolted. The next day he got in his car and he could still smell it. The stink had got on his steering wheel when he'd driven home the previous day and had even lasted overnight.
Although I knew a bloke in China who hooked up with this bird who must have been crudded up worse than that monkey off of Outbreak. He said the pen and ink was bad enough that he didn't go near her clunge. But, he did have to touch the johnny after he'd bolted. The next day he got in his car and he could still smell it. The stink had got on his steering wheel when he'd driven home the previous day and had even lasted overnight.
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it really stinks up when it dries...
Nothing a pressure washer won’t cure.
First girl I slept with was the worst one I've ever been with. Whilst fucking missionary i had to turn my head to the side to try to get some fresh air, and not cough. She would then ask what's wrong and i would just have to lie through my teeth saying nothing is wrong, so i can get the deed done and lose that precious V card. Still fucked her again the next day cause i was a desperate teenager. Then didn't have sex again for years cause i was shook up from the experience, like a faggot.
So where am i at with it? WASH YOUR CUNTS, YOU WHORES!!!
So where am i at with it? WASH YOUR CUNTS, YOU WHORES!!!
Jim Norton getting frostbite on his fingers hanging out the car window.mp3
Woman I work with has a really smelly pussy and I get fucking angry when I go to use the bathroom and she just got done using it.
I want to report it to OSHA or some shit
I want to report it to OSHA or some shit
Im not even sure if it was pussy or asshole because the stench was so foul, but this one girl I was banging made it impossible to go doggy because the fumes would waft up into my nose and be unbearable. Missionary was fine though which makes me think it was her ass. She would fuck me like every night over the course of this one summer so I sucked it up.
The shit we fellas put up with
Like the Hulkster always says. If it smells like fish, get a plate, brother.
Wrong in every detail, brother.