WWAWD Smart Water

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Been drinking this shit and I've been feeling clever as fuck lately. Hitting fawkin home runs everywhere I go, holding court at the table, tearing apart people's shirts.

The fuck makes this better than regular water? WhaaaAaats the deeeAAaaaAAlll ( seinfeld) with this PH alkaline shit?

Smart way to hydrate or jew money racket?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

gimme an image of the ingredients & I'll tell you

 

[HotAnus]

gimme an image of the ingredients & I'll tell you

It's just water and brains

 

[PogromStallone]

Never heard of it before this thread. Seems like a way to fleece money out of fools.

 

[lil chud]

You're paying for the nice bottle, that's about it.

 

[gassers]

Been drinking this shit and I've been feeling clever as fuck lately. Hitting fawkin home runs everywhere I go, holding court at the table, tearing apart people's shirts.

The fuck makes this better than regular water? WhaaaAaats the deeeAAaaaAAlll ( seinfeld) with this PH alkaline shit?

Smart way to hydrate or jew money racket?

I thought this was a typo about sweetwater.

Very easy way to go into debt if you browse that site for too long.

 

[Brooke Shields]

gimme an image of the ingredients & I'll tell you

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Selenium: good for thyroid, some investigation into anti-cancer properties but limited evidence. Trace element required as cofacter for anti-oxidising enzymes.

In summery: nothing special but not bad either

Alkalinity has mixed research, can be beneficial for some things by creating an unwelcome environment for certain bacteria, etc. Limited research.

 

[quasi101]

it drank pretty good, what's some dem otha overpriced bottled waters we got


uh....fiji

 

[quasi101]

nice making your bottle square so it can't fit into most cupholders, stupids.

 

[NoBacon]

Isn’t it illegal to collect rainwater?

There’s a reason truly wealthy people have greenhouses and private underground water springs, and everyone else eats and drinks the cancer factory products that are sold in shops elsewhere.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

If I want pretentious water that doesn't come out of my tap I reach for a legend that may or may not be performing at Yuk Yuks in Toronto Ontario Canada January 3-5 8 PM. Tickets still available!!!!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

In summery

 

[quasi101]

Isn’t it illegal to collect rainwater?

There’s a reason truly wealthy people have greenhouses and private underground water springs, and everyone else eats and drinks the cancer factory products that are sold in shops elsewhere.

as far as I'm aware the main reason is mosquito and bug factories which fuck you if you don't properly handle that and let mosquitos incubate. The only other laws i'm aware of don't restrict personal use but doing it on land that either isn't yours , or fucks up the surrounding land as well. Like you can't just make giant drainage ditches either and siphon water out of lakes and shit either. Nobody is stopping you from collecting rain
water in your backyard

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

do you really need to point-out my moments of retardation... I feel like I do that well enough myself.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

All plastic water bottles are jewish and bad for ya. Get a water filtration system. Get a 6 or 7 stage Ispring and a a GOOD metal water bottle and LIVE YOUR LIVES

 

[quasi101]

All plastic water bottles are jewish and bad for ya. Get a water filtration system. Get a 6 or 7 stage Ispring and a a GOOD metal water bottle and LIVE YOUR LIVES

REVERSE OSMOSIS

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

REVERSE OSMOSIS

Yep. The basic ones don’t put back in the removed minerals so make sure yours has that last step. Depending on where you live you may or may not want the black light stage. They are easy to install brothermen.

 

[johnnynoname]

how does a forum with brown people have so many angry old white guy takes