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I don’t have an issue with stealing from big companies but I’ve never done it and mostly consider it a white woman crime.
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The cops are on the way. Enjoy prison.I stole a pack of gum from a 7/11 in my teens and it was exhilerating. I’m only comfortable admitting it now because I believe the statute of limitations has passed
That would be fucking embarrassing.Being caught shoplifting as an adult would be mortifying.
mostly consider it a white woman crime.
It's not immoral; peoples' main argument is that others have to pay for lost goods - BZZZT, wrong! supermarkets have whole teams of people working-out the maximum price which they can sell things, anything apparently cheap is just a 'loss leader' to bring people into the store.
I don't do it, but morally it's fine if you do.
Niggery. Behavior.All in wit using kohlberg's levels of morality to assess if somebody is an actual NPC SHEEP (like the midwit post above me)
1) stealing is wrong. never do it. it is wrong being theft is wrong.
2) stealing is wrong, but it is okay if you're stealing from a party that won't notice the bottom line.
3) stealing is wrong, but if you can get away with it in this post-truth ajudicial clownworld, go for it.
We're all dust in 50 years and nothing you do matters. dog eat dog world (high functioning iq/eq answer)
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as are misplaced full stopsNiggery. Behavior.
Whoa, this guy is not afraid to go there even if it’s not politically correct. He says black people steal. Can he even say that?! Shut up, everyone knows what I meant when I said it’s a white woman crime.how often do you wash your yamaka?
according to FBI statistics from 2022:
6.6% of all shoplifting crimes are white women.
20% of all shoplifting crimes are black men,
there are 110 million white women in the USA
There are 20 million black men in the USA
This means that black men are 15x more likely to shoplift than white women, or 1500%.
Do with that what you will.
This is the only thing stopping me from doing it everydayBeing caught shoplifting as an adult would be mortifying.
They wouldn't have to do that if people weren't acting like niggers and stealing from them all the time.It's not immoral; peoples' main argument is that others have to pay for lost goods - BZZZT, wrong! supermarkets have whole teams of people working-out the maximum price which they can sell things, anything apparently cheap is just a 'loss leader' to bring people into the store.
I don't do it, but morally it's fine if you do.
Being caught shoplifting as an adult would be mortifying.
If you go to Target first thing in the morning by me they have no actual registers open. It’s a hack point but I don’t work for you so I’m not checking myself out.Yes, it's immoral and I would never do it.
However, I like the idea that people are doing it when using the "Self Checkout" lane in large chain grocery stores. My hope is that corporations eventually start losing so much money through theft that they're forced to open up regular check out lanes again.
When a brotherman is at the grocery store and there's only one register open with a huge line and 10 registers un-manned and also a huge line at "Self Checkout".... it's fuuuuuuuucccccccccccckkkkkkiing enrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagingIf you go to Target first thing in the morning by me they have no actual registers open. It’s a hack point but I don’t work for you so I’m not checking myself out.
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