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WWAWD SAW 6? It was a revenge fantasy about murdering a health insurance executive, and I've seen no reference to it online in the past month

Brooke Shields

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It's the first thing I thought of when I heard a health insurance guy got assassinated, but maybe I'm just autistic.
Is this how shit the Saw franchise is? Not even a comment like, SAW did something like this.


Since all those films kinda merge together, this one had these death traps.

He had to out-hold his breath against his chronic smoker janitor:
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Had to choose between saving his secretary or some other guy:
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Had to divert steam onto himself to save his lawyer:
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who then tried to kill him to retrieve a key in his belly, she dies.


Finally the carousel which was a pretty fun one for those movies.
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It's all of his piece of shit employees whose job it is to find reasons to deny people their coverage. So this death is apparently what AI deserves.
it spins around, lands on one, he can choose to save them or they die from a shotgun.
Is only allowed to save 2 of 6.



Finally he makes it to the end and TWIST the mom and kid you saw throughout turns out to be family members of a guy he killed and THEY get to choose if he lives or dies.
The kid chooses die!
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He gets a thing dropping down into him with acid
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Really stupid death device cause it drops and swings needles into him, so he could've just been ducking out of the way or on the other side of his little room.



I really don't remember these movies besides the first 2, but the whole reason Jigsaw is mad at this guy is this:
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which I know they made a later movie(apparently Saw X) about Jigsaw going to get the surgery, it was a giant ludicrous fucking scam that Jigsaw fell for like an idiot!

The health insurance guy was in the right! HA what a twist!
 
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That one was probably the best of the original run. Except! They made the Executive an actual character who gets put through the ringer and then the little queer kid kills him in a fawking horrible way to die.

I think we were supposed to side with the kid? But they spent so much time showing us the Executive wasn't a bad guy just a decent guy in a cut throat business so it all gets muddled by the end.

Truly ahead of its time, predicted people on social media love applauding senseless killing but only if it's the socially approved targets.
 

wbgreen

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That one was probably the best of the original run. Except! They made the Executive an actual character who gets put through the ringer and then the little queer kid kills him in a fawking horrible way to die.

I think we were supposed to side with the kid? But they spent so much time showing us the Executive wasn't a bad guy just a decent guy in a cut throat business so it all gets muddled by the end.

Truly ahead of its time, predicted people on social media love applauding senseless killing but only if it's the socially approved targets.

That one was released in 2009. It's essentially the people who made the Saw movies wanting to do their part to support Obamacare. I'm serious.
 
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