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WWAWD Petty Revenge

lowend73

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In the process of moving, and I really want to get my neighbor back. Constant yelling, stomping around, yelling at his broad, just savage behavior .



I don't want to fuck with his car, so here are some ideas:

Come in on the pretense of saying goodbye, stick an open tuna fish can behind the refrigerator.

Sign him up for any and everything (I have his #)

Any other ideas that won't kill him, just make his life inconvenient like he did me.
 

Build Black Better

Just say no to crack but yes to parmesan
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In the process of moving, and I really want to get my neighbor back. Constant yelling, stomping around, yelling at his broad, just savage behavior .



I don't want to fuck with his car, so here are some ideas:

Come in on the pretense of saying goodbye, stick an open tuna fish can behind the refrigerator.

Sign him up for any and everything (I have his #)

Any other ideas that won't kill him, just make his life inconvenient like he did me.

Instead of a can of tuna, commit a major party foul by dropping a log inside his toilet tank. I hid a few sticky ones under the toilets in high school and enjoyed listening to creatively phrased complaints about the smell for the next few days.
 

Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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Won't it be obvious if it's you right while you're moving out? Wait a couple of months, then if you still want revenge he'll never suspect its you signing him up to gay chatlines and sending elephant poop to his house.
 

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
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In the process of moving, and I really want to get my neighbor back. Constant yelling, stomping around, yelling at his broad, just savage behavior .



I don't want to fuck with his car, so here are some ideas:

Come in on the pretense of saying goodbye, stick an open tuna fish can behind the refrigerator.

Sign him up for any and everything (I have his #)

Any other ideas that won't kill him, just make his life inconvenient like he did me.
I had a cunt neighbour once and a month after I moved out I went back at 3 am and threw his garbage bin in some nearby brush where he wouldn’t find it.
 

eggfeller

Franklin Delano Child
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my dad had a cunty tenant at a duplex he used to own. the guy sent a weird threatening unprovoked email so i happened to be driving by the property drunk & dumped his garbage can out & strewed it all over the curb. kinda not worth the risk looking back. god knows what kind of diseased garbage i could’ve come into contact with
 
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