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8/10 got better the more I read.I didn't think anyone else did it, but yeah, period sex rules, definitely do the early 1700s. I am a Parisian merchant, she is a lady of an English court, I ravenously have her in her ladies chambers. As the candle light hits my face while we are in the throws of passion, she jumps back and screams "Sir, aret thou a jew? Perhaps it be better if you had pierced my heart with a rapier, you have taken advantage, you have made a fool of me sir! Thou aret a villain, your toungue is poisoned with lies!" "I am just a Frenchman!" I plead, but its too late. My erection is gone, and I wander alone into the night, the tears glistening off my french payes.
The fact I'm the first "No that's disgusting" vote versus the 9 "I'll fuck anytime" votes is making me quite judgmental.
The first reply was a Christian one.It goes against God
I dated a girl who would bleed regularly during sex. She was Asian had had a low cervix or something and I could feel my average sized dick hitting it.I honestly don’t care but I have a unique experience. For years I dated a girl who would bleed during regular ol’ Tuesday fucking. So a bloody mess just became the norm. For clarification it wasn’t my “not swinging dick” but she had a shallow cervix? Idk. And massive beefers.
Baby boy hit bottom. Does anyone remember the AFRO show line? FawkI dated a girl who would bleed regularly during sex. She was Asian had had a low cervix or something and I could feel my average sized dick hitting it.
OHHHH! Dice.jpegI dated a girl who would bleed regularly during sex. She was Asian had had a low cervix or something and I could feel my average sized dick hitting it.
Da sischtas know what I’m talkin about.I just won't eat the coochie.
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