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WWAWD Neil Breen?

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It’ll be a sad day when this auteur finally becomes in on the joke. I don’t want to laugh with him. I want to laugh AT him.
Self-aware bad movies STINK. They made a sequel to Samurai Cop 30 years later where the cast is all in on it and it looked so stupid. The schadenfreude element disappears when it sucks on purpose.
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Self-aware bad movie STINK. They made a sequel to Samurai Cop 30 years later where the cast is all in on it and it looked so stupid. The schadenfreude element disappears when it sucks on purpose.
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Tommy Wiseau tried to do some "in on the joke" Adult Swim show and, naturally, it was fucking terrible in the exact opposite way he wanted it to be.
 

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Love that crazy fucker. I've seen every one of his movies, including the batshit crazy one where he plays Jesus. He won't sell it anymore but internet archive had them all last I checked.

I cannot wait for Cade The Tortured Crossing. Wish he was screening it closer.

I think he knows what a lot of people think and legitimately does not give a shit. He made a huge documentary about his movies and how to make films and he's 100% all in legitimately what you think he is and thinks he's making masterpieces. And he is, in his way.
 

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Tommy Wiseau tried to do some "in on the joke" Adult Swim show and, naturally, it was fucking terrible in the exact opposite way he wanted it to be.
That Samurai Cop 2 sucked dick. They cast a bunch of porn chicks and the original cut at least had tits in it. Then they reedited it and took all the sex out because people were critizicing it. It was even worse. Those fuckers should be ashamed. It wasn't anything like the original and tried so hard to be bad in a cool way which had worked 0 times.

Deadliest Prey worked for instance because Prior tried honestly to make a sequel to Deadly Prey, not a gag, and it turned out the perfect so bad it's good because he never changed.

Wiseau needs to be directing traffic not movies.
 

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Reminder: Walter Breen raped his daughter and 50 years later Dan made her cry on his podcast

Funniest thing he ever did
 
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