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Imagine how much better the movie would be if it was Ralphie from a Christmas story as the main character.
Ralphie would've tried to hold them off with his Red Ryder, shot his own eye out and been murdered immediately.Imagine how much better the movie would be if it was Ralphie from a Christmas story as the main character.
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Ralphie wouldn't have retardedly stolen a toothbrush and would have had no problem contacting the authoritiesRalphie would've tried to hold them off with his Red Ryder, shot his own eye out and been murdered immediately.
True, but he would've at least been beaten or molested before the police arrived and he'd later commit suicide because he couldn't cope with the trauma.Ralphie wouldn't have retardedly stolen a toothbrush and would have had no problem contacting the authorities
I know an aspergers dude who used to always have a yo-yo on him. He could do all kinds of sick tricks with it but if you asked him to he'd assume you were making fun of him and he'd refuse to. I genuinely just wanted to see the fucking tricks, it was impressive.When the little douchebag unwinds the yo-yo. First off who just needs to have a yo-yo in France. Second how fawkin pissed was that person to go for their yo-yo and see it all unraveled and tangled up
I remember having dumb assemblies in grade school where some weirdo would come and do all of his yo-yo tricks. Absolute money pit for parents who send their kids with cash to buy the dollar store yo-yos for 20 bucks. Of course we all would give up and throw them away after realizing it takes more than 5 minutes to learn “walk the dog”I know an aspergers dude who used to always have a yo-yo on him. He could do all kinds of sick tricks with it but if you asked him to he'd assume you were making fun of him and he'd refuse to. I genuinely just wanted to see the fucking tricks, it was impressive.
I can't find the scene from The Substitute 2: School's Out where he does yo-yo tricks and talks about yo-yos originally being weapons. FUCK.I remember having dumb assemblies in grade school where some weirdo would come and do all of his yo-yo tricks. Absolute money pit for parents who send their kids with cash to buy the dollar store yo-yos for 20 bucks. Of course we all would give up and throw them away after realizing it takes more than 5 minutes to learn “walk the dog”
I can't find the scene from The Substitute 2: School's Out where he does yo-yo tricks and talks about yo-yos originally being weapons. FUCK.
that can be said about most movies tbh
The old man would have told him where his gun is in case of emergency. Of course he got pissy eyed giving a kid a bloody noseTrue, but he would've at least been beaten or molested before the police arrived and he'd later commit suicide because he couldn't cope with the trauma.
Kid can't even hold fucking lug nuts in a hubcap, you think the old man would give him access to a real gun?The old man would have told him where his gun is in case of emergency. Of course he got pissy eyed giving a kid a bloody nose
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