WWAWD milk and cookies and carrots

[Steve Ramone]

Why couldn't Santa want an antacid and a beer? I ate so much roast beef I'm gonna puke and my kids put out 3 giant carrots and like 10 cookies. FAWK

 

[Stent]

He's basically the original obese trucker.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

"roast beef" I read ya loud and clear

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Told my kids reindeer like blueburrrrries (they do). So that's what Santa's fucking getting this year. A lot easier to scarf down than those carrots I've been eating every Christmas Eve the past ten years.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Here I was all these years thinking my dad who was allergic to wheat was just throwing away the cookies we left Santa

No wonder he was always shitting his brains out on christmas day. This thread has proven that there's some kind of magic that forces the parents to eat what's left out.

 

[aRTie02150]

Anthony just sent ipads.

 

[BUBBLER]

He's basically the original obese trucker.

Ho ho ho bbbbbboys I had to pull over my sleigh

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Carrots for Santa? I did that for the Easter bunny

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Anyways we would do milk cookies and rum.

 

[BUBBLER]

Carrots for Santa? I did that for the Easter bunny

For him to shove up his ass

 

[Consensual Rapist]

The problem is you don’t beat your kids enough. What a horrible parent.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Carrots for Santa? I did that for the Easter bunny

It's for the reindeer to snack on, you nincompoop.

 

[Chapel]

I was alway told Santa wanted a wank

 

[guest]

Here I was all these years thinking my dad who was allergic to wheat was just throwing away the cookies we left Santa

No wonder he was always shitting his brains out on christmas day. This thread has proven that there's some kind of magic that forces the parents to eat what's left out.

There isn't. I poured the milk back in the container, put the Christmas cookies back in the tin, but left one on the plate which I took a bite out of to make it look like Santa couldn't finish them all.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There isn't. I poured the milk back in the container, put the Christmas cookies back in the tin, but left one on the plate which I took a bite out of to make it look like Santa couldn't finish them all.

Yeah, there was always a half eaten cookie on the plate when I was a kid and one of my parents would take a couple bites of the carrot and huck it outside. If I found it they'd be like "Rudolph must have dropped it." Fucking LIARS!