WWAWD Microsoft Recall?

[BUBBLER]

Fucking feds lol

Retrace your steps with Recall - Microsoft Support

support.microsoft.com

Edit: I forgot the link

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

With the weekly windows 10 updates, I've had to have my OS reinstalled TWICE due to compatibility issues. Now, $200 geek squad dollars later, I've eliminated that mess but I get this pop-up scam, when I take the computer out of sleep mode, that has a window that won't close and audio of some limey twunt telling me that my computer's been infected by a virus from a malicious porn site and that I need to call the number on the screen because all of my personal info including Passwords for banking, social media sites, credit cards, etc... etc... have been compromised.

Most asshats would shit themselves hearing this blaring from their computer speakers, as the very official looking screen blinks an 1-888 number and implores you to call it to work with their "windows professionals" to eliminate this infection.

If this happens to you, do the following:

Hold Control, alt, delete simultaneously.

Choose "task manager" from the resulting menu, and close your browser.

It disappears. I'm not sure if it'll happen again, but for Christ's sake... DON'T call the number and play ball with these mongrel terrorists. The only infection your computer has is some fucker slipped in that pop up in the form of a familiar email with a link you (and I) mistakenly clicked.

Go to "remove program" in your control panel and look for one of these. Delete it, problem solved. THANKS FOR YOUR USELESS SECURITY UPDATES WINDOWS 10!!!!!!

 

[guest]

This seems like a thing everyone will freak out about and protest but then just accept. A year from now microsoft recall will be normal.

 

[BUBBLER]

This seems like a thing everyone will freak out about and protest but then just accept. A year from now microsoft recall will be normal.

Patrick will have the last laugh when the FBI uses this against us in court

 

[Racist Google Intern]

All the tracking shit is baked into the hardware now anyways.

 

[NoBacon]

Thinking they don’t already do this is naïve to say the least.

You have no privacy whatsoever anymore, no rights and no liberty, it’s just going to slowly become more apparent.

 

[guest]

Thinking they don’t already do this is naïve to say the least.

You have no privacy whatsoever anymore, no rights and no liberty, it’s just going to slowly become more apparent.

Just use linux

 

[BUBBLER]

Thinking they don’t already do this is naïve to say the least.

You have no privacy whatsoever anymore, no rights and no liberty, it’s just going to slowly become more apparent.

They won't admit it in court yet though. Now it's a guarantee

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Trying to remember the name of the Korean restaurant your friend Alice mentioned? Just ask Recall and it retrieves both text and visual matches for your search

Just ask Alice, stupid

 

[JamesJCrowe]

What is that, some new Windows 11 shit? I'm glad I use a mac, even if mine is a dying piece of shit.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Here's a little tip. CTRL + ALT +DELETE

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Pass. That thing would trip one of my memory caps and blow my cover as a futuristic double-agent, dooming the citizens of Mars to an awful death by suffocation. Come on, Cohaagen. You got what you want, give this people aieah!

 

[Fuck]

Great, now my dead dad can look at my history and see all the times i looked at a boobie.