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Out of the country McDonald's is awesome, just like the '80's.
I've always been an A&W man but a teen burger runs you like $90 now because of the jews. I always have to stop myself from freaking out and slitting my throat in front of them because every time I order a FUCKING root beer they ask what size and I say "large" and they say "we only have small and medium." I want the bigger one, you stupit fucking CUNT. And you KNOW THAT. DON'T FUCK WITH ME, YOU STUPIT GINGER WHORE. DON'T FUCK WITH ME.I'd rather have Wendy's but I'll eat it in a pinch.
The fry prices are fucking insane. A cheeseburger is only like 1.80 or so, but a small fry is $3. And large fry is $5.The other morning I stopped there for a couple hash browns and a soda and it's was like $7. Fuck em.
They got rid of the rootbeer milkshake so they're dead to me.I've always been an A&W man but a teen burger runs you like $90 now because of the jews. I always have to stop myself from freaking out and slitting my throat in front of them because every time I order a FUCKING root beer they ask what size and I say "large" and they say "we only have small and medium." I want the bigger one, you stupit fucking CUNT. And you KNOW THAT. DON'T FUCK WITH ME, YOU STUPIT GINGER WHORE. DON'T FUCK WITH ME.
Of course this fatty has the Mcdonalds appThe app is pretty cool, they have deals whenever local sports team wins (although apparently not for baseball).
Free Big Mac with $1 purchase gets me in the door. Also I can get a large fries for $1.50 every day if I was so fat to do so.
My local spot is pretty cool, they've never messed up an order and are very chill with the sauces.
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