WWAWD McDonald's taking thirty minutes to make a burger.

[Turk February]

I promised my wife a pie. I got a refund. This fucking sucks.

 

[Turk February]

I can't even get her a tub of icecream cuz Donna's doesn't take credit. Everything fucking sucks and I come off as the bad guy.

 

[Turk February]

Never in my entire life have I gotten a refund at a restaurant. McDonald's is contingent on it's speedy service.

 

[Turk February]

I really wanted a double cheese with fries too. I'm sad now. Fuck all of you.

 

[Turk February]

Gunna have to eat a ham sandwich for lunch with turnips and chickpeas. Like a fucking loser.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Fast food? More like Slow Food

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Did you drink your two beers in the shed and get a two beer buzz? Fast food sucks because it’s not cheap anymore. Taco Bell is okay though.

 

[Turk February]

Don't you dare, @ghostofabevigoda. Don't you fucking dare. You don't know how much this hurts.

 

[Turk February]

Did you drink your two beers in the shed and get a two beer buzz? Fast food sucks because it’s not cheap anymore. Taco Bell is okay though.

I liked McDonald's until like 20 minutes ago.

 

[Turk February]

You know what fuck all of you. I'm gunna like my turnips. They're the best turnips ever. Yeuch.

 

[Turk February]

We put too much garlic in the brine. They're yucky. But I love them. Bitches.

 

[Turk February]

My wife deserves better than this.

 

[Turk February]

What are my options. Seriously. I think I just die. Of embarrassment

 

[NoBacon]

I’m so sorry

 

[Turk February]

I’m so sorry

Thank you for showing compassion

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My wife deserves better than this.

Can I have her phone number?

 

[Turk February]

All I wanted is lunch.

 

[Turk February]

Can I have her phone number?

You'd have to ask her. But probably.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

That's what you get for eating there, nigger.