WWAWD Lara Croft being a tranny?

[LiberalPussy]

Goodbye cartoon breasts, hello sweat stains: the feminist reinvention of Tomb Raider

Finally, Lara Croft no longer looks like a strong wind would knock her over. Netflix’s new animated series boldly reimagines the adventurer – with no thought to the male gaze

www.theguardian.com

@NoBacon, comment? This seems like your thing to hate. I never played the games.

 

[NoBacon]

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Goodbye cartoon breasts, hello sweat stains: the feminist reinvention of Tomb Raider

Finally, Lara Croft no longer looks like a strong wind would knock her over. Netflix’s new animated series boldly reimagines the adventurer – with no thought to the male gaze

www.theguardian.com

@NoBacon, comment? This seems like your thing to hate. I never played the games.

Who is this supposed to appeal to?

 

[AliceWorquer]

I'm sure this is going to be the thing that really locks Lara Croft into pop cultural awareness. She'll definitely be remembered as that average broad with no tits who raids tombs.
I dont get it. They already toughened her up in rise of the tomb raider and they didn't have to turn her into a frump to do it.

What are some of them characters we got that should be redesigned with no regard for the female gaze?

 

[Jenna]

How do we save [female character]?

The answer is always the same. Lara Cruz.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

But she would sweat more with huge tits. Make up your mind Netflix!

 

[LiberalPussy]

I'm sure this is going to be the thing that really locks Lara Croft into pop cultural awareness. She'll definitely be remembered as that average broad with no tits who raids tombs.
I dont get it. They already toughened her up in rise of the tomb raider and they didn't have to turn her into a frump to do it.

What are some of them characters we got that should be redesigned with no regard for the female gaze?

This is about owning the “chuds”. Since these fat beasts can’t create anything beautiful themselves, they need to ruin everything that’s white and beautiful.

 

[LiberalPussy]

But she would sweat more with huge tits. Make up your mind Netflix!

“Lara WOULD have large breasts that make her sweat more!”

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Who is this supposed to appeal to?

MtF trannies who are threatened by her looks

 

[LiberalPussy]

MtF trannies who are threatened by her looks

And fatty pig fatties

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

It would have been more subversive to give her triangle tits like in the first PS1 game.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Who is this supposed to appeal to?

@PogromStallone

no hate thou

 

[AliceWorquer]

How do we save [female character]?

The answer is always the same. Lara Cruz.

Weirdly she was originally called Laura Cruz in concept art but apparently eidos thought too many countries would have trouble pronouncing Laura and Cruz wasn't English enough so they changed it.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Netflix always does this shit. I was watching that Monsters program about the two faggots that killed their parents in Beverly hills, and of course there's a scene where one of them befriends another man in jail and they have a gay moment together, one of those "I like guys, I know who I am" moments, letting all the kids out there know that it's ok to be gay. Gay fucking shit.

 

[Mass.gov]

This is about owning the “chuds”. Since these fat beasts can’t create anything beautiful themselves, they need to ruin everything that’s white and beautiful.

a British chud created the lara croft character

 

[BoringFaggot]

a British chud created the lara croft character

I thought they blew his head off in Butler PA?

 

[Turk February]

What self respecting man has ever played Tomb Raider?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

a British chud created the lara croft character

If Jim Norton impregnated Bobo

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

a British chud created the lara croft character

Probably looks like all the British on here.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Probably looks like all the British on here.

White skin? No beard? No wool cap?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

If Jim Norton impregnated Bobo

Holy shit. Spot on!