Any of youse use dye for your beards? I mean facial hair, not mail order brides to hide your faggotry from your families. Discuss.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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WWAWD just for men type products for managing your faggoty grey hair?
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Nah you’ll look like Bluto. Also, there used to be tons of negative reviews of it burning people’s faces on Amazon. Women hate all that facial hair anyway. All they really want is a little taste. Just a taste.
I have grey on the sides of my chin, but the rest of it is dark, almost black. I like the two-tone look so I haven't touched it. Strangely, the part where it's grey used to grow in reddish during the summer.
Don't use the shit! Just accept it!
Nah you’ll look like Bluto. Also, there used to be tons of negative reviews of it burning people’s faces on Amazon. Women hate all that facial hair anyway. All they really want is a little taste. Just a taste.
Snog? Loathsome faggot thinks adopting mundane, Limey slang will make him sound cultured. Instead he just comes across as autistic. Grossly overweight, too.
I have been, but lately I've been feeling patriotic...
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cocksucker is a walking "do not" roadmap & he doesn't even know it. think I'm gonna invest $6 for some strategic blue black dyeNah you’ll look like Bluto. Also, there used to be tons of negative reviews of it burning people’s faces on Amazon. Women hate all that facial hair anyway. All they really want is a little taste. Just a taste.
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"Snog" Fucking faggot. What is it with Pig and outdated 70s British lingo? Fat cunt can't even get being pretentious rightNah you’ll look like Bluto. Also, there used to be tons of negative reviews of it burning people’s faces on Amazon. Women hate all that facial hair anyway. All they really want is a little taste. Just a taste.
Women should absolutely dye their hair, but men need to just go gray/bald like a fucking man
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It's not good for your Feng-shui...
karma will make you age elsewhere to balance out the hair0dye's youthful effects...for eg you become impotent suddenly etc.
karma will make you age elsewhere to balance out the hair0dye's youthful effects...for eg you become impotent suddenly etc.
I keep my hair cropped tight, i'm shaved for battle & cosplaying as a skinhead lately, but I can play around with the beard then shave it off, nbd.
I've been going gray for the last 5 years. Fuck it, whatever. Hair dye is for faggots.
You can act like a man!
I used less than a toothpaste dab's worth of just for men on just a stripe in my beard, looks decent, not metrosexual at all...I hope. Mom says I'm handsome, muy guapo, fuck all you twitter responders /big cat
is other hair style not available why he keeps choosing this oneNah you’ll look like Bluto. Also, there used to be tons of negative reviews of it burning people’s faces on Amazon. Women hate all that facial hair anyway. All they really want is a little taste. Just a taste.
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The Just For Men Beard wash is ok. It doesn't make the grey go completely away. I keep mine trimmed pretty close so I have to use it all the time. It might work better on a longer beard.
No grey yet but Im scared of my hair thinning, I’d look monstrous without my Buckwheat-esque hair.
Jet Black just for men is a little cartoonish, but I'm cartoonish in real life. If I over used it I'd look like a chubby Merle Allin when he had a black reverse hitler mustache that looked like he glued doll hair randomly to his face.
Cor blimey guvnah mate, perchance do you happen to watch the BBC?...Big black cocks in niki's box, that is old chap. perchance (that's a redditfag reference, fags)
I’ve been greying for a few years now and I don’t give a shit. Although it was weird to discover a white nose hair.