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Those aren't even in the top three reasons I'm not going to see it. But probably not, since you're asking. I'd read your review, though.Will you put aside your antisemitism and loathing of Hollywood to go see it?
Temple of Doom still watches pretty good. Especially since it punches down hard on street shitters.I watched Crystal Skull for the first time a couple of weeks ago. It was truly dreadful. Possibly the worst film I've seen in a decade and I watched all of the Robert series on Netflix, so believe me when I say I'm no stranger to shitty films.
It made me really worry that the first 3 are just as bad, but that I didn't notice because I watched them when I was 12. I will probably never watch any of them again. They can stay safe in my rose tinted nostalgia instead.
I liked the last Bond. By liked I mean wanted to fuck the lead actressThat Phoebe Walleyed Bridger cunt already ruined one Boy's Own franchise in Bond, now she's moved on to Indiana Jones.
Nope, all my childhood franchises are dead to meWill you put aside your antisemitism and loathing of Hollywood to go see it? I'm a big fan of the Indiana Jones to be perfectly honest witcha, even though the last one was pretty gay. I think I might give it a lil peek.
In all honesty I don't think I've seen a Bond film since the first Craig one and don't care in the slightest about the franchise.I liked the last Bond. By liked I mean wanted to fuck the lead actress
Not a big bond fan but the ending was at least something interesting. I've never understood why it's such a popular franchise when it's essentially a series rebootsIn all honesty I don't think I've seen a Bond film since the first Craig one and don't care in the slightest about the franchise.
Raiders of the Lost Ark and Last Crusade were pretty good. Temple of Doom is not great. The lady that plays Willie only got the part because she was fucking Steven Spielberg. She's not a good actress.I watched Crystal Skull for the first time a couple of weeks ago. It was truly dreadful. Possibly the worst film I've seen in a decade and I watched all of the Robert series on Netflix, so believe me when I say I'm no stranger to shitty films.
It made me really worry that the first 3 are just as bad, but that I didn't notice because I watched them when I was 12. I will probably never watch any of them again. They can stay safe in my rose tinted nostalgia instead.
They still hold up. Even the third being more silly than the others.I watched Crystal Skull for the first time a couple of weeks ago. It was truly dreadful. Possibly the worst film I've seen in a decade and I watched all of the Robert series on Netflix, so believe me when I say I'm no stranger to shitty films.
It made me really worry that the first 3 are just as bad, but that I didn't notice because I watched them when I was 12. I will probably never watch any of them again. They can stay safe in my rose tinted nostalgia instead.
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