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Shot a big fat doe today. Now I have to interrupt my vacation with butchering it
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WWAWD hunting
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What? You think people only shoot bucks?
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There are occasions when it's OK to hunt does (typically called depredation hunts) when the population is too big and/or they're causing a lot of agricultural damage.
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No. I don't know. I'm gay and don't hunt.
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Where I'm from, whitetails are an enormous nuisance for farmers and they'll breed until they cause starvation and wasting disease amongst themselves, so buck and doe tickets are issued by the state in equal measure. The restrictions are within the season, by weapon (some guns/crossbows start earlier/later than others), and never on Sunday
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Congrats. My husband will get a tag next season. We're lousy with them and have a nice mature 8 pointer that's been hanging around who we're hoping will make it through to next fall.
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I'm not sure, I only know VA hunting law
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Man is the best game to hunt.
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Yeah but then you have to cut a guy's dick and balls off and it always seems so gay
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Do you carry a cooler or something to transport the meat after field cleaning it? carry/drag the body out?
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Do you butcher it yourself? That sounds ICKY.
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What kind of vacation was it if not a hunting trip? Trying to get away from your battle axe-wound? "Just relax here at the resort honey and chat with the pool boy while I go do some shots." If you were actually vacationing with her, I'm guessing you would have been happy to waste yourself instead of the doe with a round of shots. Or literally her in Minecraft if she's also a big fat doe. Easy to get away with if you were vacationing some third world shit hole with no extradition treaties.
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We always lash the kill to a nearby four-wheeler to get it out of the woods and on to the truck after dressing it. Then butchering it in the garage
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I enjoy hunting, I don't hunt for sport though if I kill it, I eat it. I've never hunted deer, frankly I think deer are gross and don't want to eat them.
I've gone boar hunting but I was just standing around in the cold woods all day. I've done much more bird hunting and I enjoy that much more.
I've gone boar hunting but I was just standing around in the cold woods all day. I've done much more bird hunting and I enjoy that much more.
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We don't shoot bucks here, only break them.
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Visiting my family for christmas for the week. We'll be coming back with a shitload of meat
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Yes and it is. Deer blood reeks, especially in a garage
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Come on, man. My people live off that shit like your people live off lamb