WWAWD homeless people? Any good stories of being accosted by bums?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I was homeless for 6 months...lived in my car parked at my workplace and watched a portable DVD player and kept to myself.

One time I had a homeless guy accost me outside of a friends house and "sell" me a pack of long underwear. He was leaning into my car grabbing all the change out of the change thingy. I got into my friends house and she was like "god dammit that was Jimmy...I'll have to scream at him..."

Had a homeless guy ask me for change once. I told him I couldn't do it. He started bitching at me and I yelled "I'm homeless too, FAGGOT, I live in that car"

Gave one some change one time and it looked down at it and said thanks all sarcastically, so when it(not sure if it was a chick or frail boy) walked up to the next person I yelled "don't give her anything, she's a piece of shit! "

Got tired of douchebags asking me for "change for the bus" downtown if anyone started to approach me I'd get the jump on them and ask them for change for the bus first. That was always funny.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I was homeless for 6 months...lived in my car parked at my workplace and watched a portable DVD player and kept to myself.

One time I had a homeless guy accost me outside of a friends house and "sell" me a pack of long underwear. He was leaning into my car grabbing all the change out of the change thingy. I got into my friends house and she was like "god dammit that was Jimmy...I'll have to scream at him..."

Had a homeless guy ask me for change once. I told him I couldn't do it. He started bitching at me and I yelled "I'm homeless too, FAGGOT, I live in that car"

Gave one some change one time and it looked down at it and said thanks all sarcastically, so when it(not sure if it was a chick or frail boy) walked up to the next person I yelled "don't give her anything, she's a piece of shit! "

Got tired of douchebags asking me for "change for the bus" downtown if anyone started to approach me I'd get the jump on them and ask them for change for the bus first. That was always funny.

I feel like living in a car isn’t being completely homeless but great stories.

 

[Stent]

I feel like living in a car isn’t being completely homeless but great stories.

Where do we draw the line, Fezzie?
I-I feel like a bicycle is homeless.
What about a motorcycle?
No. No, a motorcycle is a home.
So if it's got a motor, it's a home?
Yes, Ron. If you can keep a motor going, you're not homeless.

 

[guest]

I feel like living in a car isn’t being completely homeless

homeless =not living in a home
Car ≠ home
Fucking dolt.
Of course, you don’t know shit about dick, you literally still live at home with mommy and sleep in your childhood bedroom at age 30, while spending years larping about getting “bitches” and the “streets” in your little rap tunes.

You look homeless btw, ironic….

 

[guest]

 

[The Shah of Iran]

homeless =not living in a home
Car ≠ home
Fucking dolt.
Of course, you don’t know shit about dick, you literally still live at home with mommy and sleep in your childhood bedroom at age 30, while spending years larping about getting “bitches” and the “streets” in your little rap tunes.

You look homeless btw, ironic….



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The guy taking the photo is the owner of the car and the guy inside is a vagrant who crawled in. That post is from cumtown.org (Bonnie getting all his material from there to post here is a running joke).

The following has been added to comply with new moderator laws regarding the editing and deletion of posts, this is an addendum to what was written before as the subject was not fully understood and erroneous responses were given. 2shirts 5/4/24 11:30amGMT - actually that first part is just me barrelling in and not realising everyone probably knows that and you're responding to him being silly (my bad, I stand by the stealing memes from CT because that's a thing). You're right though most people who live in their car will tell you matter of factly that it's a temporary arrangement and not a home.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

A homeless dude tried pulling a scam on my dad when we were walking across a crowded street. He had a glass bottle in a ratty bag and literally walked right into my dad and tossed the bottle on the ground which broke. The homeless dude started jawing off about how my dad now owes him $20, but we never broke stride and my dad only stopped to turn around to tell him to fuck off when the asshole pushed the issue.

 

[Phish]

Hate when they hurl a bucket of hot diarrhea at you

Homeless man hurls bucket of diarrhea at woman near Hollywood Walk of Fame

A homeless man dumped a bucket of “hot” diarrhea on a Los Angeles woman near the Hollywood Walk of Fame — an unprovoked attack that’s left her with PTSD, she said this…

nypost.com

 

[Dog Eater]

I have stories that make @NoBacon look like a saint. But why would I want to do that?

 

[guest]

That post is from cumtown.org (Bonnie getting all his material from there to post here is a running joke).

Damn yo, that is a hilarious bit.
No wonder Bonnie is in the top 3 funny posters that constantly make me howl, those guys over at "cumtown" are known for being fucking murderers and snipers.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Not really but a friend of mine came across an entitled bum once. Can't remember where he said it happened, but it was a European city.

This friend of mine had been out on the beers and was going back to his hotel in the city centre. Some homeless guy about his age asked him, in English, if he could spare some change. My buddy stopped and asked him how he knew he was English and the dosser said he just thought he looked like he was. My mate gave him some money, but was drunk and started talking to him.

The guy apparently spoke really good English and seemed normal enough, so my friend came out and asked him why he was living in the street. The guy gave him a story of hard luck etc, said that he'd worked in the UK when he was younger but had got addicted to drugs when he came home and things had fallen apart for him. My mate felt sorry for him and said he was just going to pick up a cheeseburger from McDonald's and would the guy like something too. Yes, thanks, he said. He'd like two double cheeseburgers, some fries and a large cappuccino. Only he didn't like McDonald's coffee, so would my friend mind getting the food and then getting the coffee afterwards from the Starbucks a couple of doors down.

My friend looked at him and asked are you joking?

No, said the guy.

I'm not doing that, said my friend. I'll get you the food and whatever you want to drink from micky d's, but I'm not going to another place to get you a coffee.

Fine, said the bum, I'll just get a coke then.

My buddy got him his order and brought it back to him and said the fucking guy barely said thank you. My friend said he was tempted to kick him in the face. I think he lost a good bit of his semi socialist goodwill that night.

 

[Dog Eater]

Not really but a friend of mine came across an entitled bum once. Can't remember where he said it happened, but it was a European city.

This friend of mine had been out on the beers and was going back to his hotel in the city centre. Some homeless guy about his age asked him, in English, if he could spare some change. My buddy stopped and asked him how he knew he was English and the dosser said he just thought he looked like he was. My mate gave him some money, but was drunk and started talking to him.

The guy apparently spoke really good English and seemed normal enough, so my friend came out and asked him why he was living in the street. The guy gave him a story of hard luck etc, said that he'd worked in the UK when he was younger but had got addicted to drugs when he came home and things had fallen apart for him. My mate felt sorry for him and said he was just going to pick up a cheeseburger from McDonald's and would the guy like something too. Yes, thanks, he said. He'd like two double cheeseburgers, some fries and a large cappuccino. Only he didn't like McDonald's coffee, so would my friend mind getting the food and then getting the coffee afterwards from the Starbucks a couple of doors down.

My friend looked at him and asked are you joking?

No, said the guy.

I'm not doing that, said my friend. I'll get you the food and whatever you want to drink from micky d's, but I'm not going to another place to get you a coffee.

Fine, said the bum, I'll just get a coke then.

My buddy got him his order and brought it back to him and said the fucking guy barely said thank you. My friend said he was tempted to kick him in the face. I think he lost a good bit of his semi socialist goodwill that night.

Your friend is a fucking idiot. The reason these scum ask for shit like that is there are even bigger fucking idiots that will actually do it.

 

[Imager]

I know someone who got two cheeseburgers at mcdonald's and thought it would be a good deed to give one to a homeless guy.

She did, and walked away.

A few seconds later she felt something hit her back.

The guy had taken the cheeseburger out of its wrapper and thrown it at her.

That's what she fucking gets, I say.

 

[BUBBLER]

I know someone who got two cheeseburgers at mcdonald's and thought it would be a good deed to give one to a homeless guy.

She did, and walked away.

A few seconds later she felt something hit her back.

The guy had taken the cheeseburger out of its wrapper and thrown it at her.

That's what she fucking gets, I say.

Fucking hilarious

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I know someone who got two cheeseburgers at mcdonald's and thought it would be a good deed to give one to a homeless guy.

She did, and walked away.

A few seconds later she felt something hit her back.

The guy had taken the cheeseburger out of its wrapper and thrown it at her.

That's what she fucking gets, I say.

If I saw that I would have tossed him a 5. She definitely walked away feeling all smug and self righteous until the burger hit her.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Your friend is a fucking idiot. The reason these scum ask for shit like that is there are even bigger fucking idiots that will actually do it.

He is a really genuinely nice guy, way nicer than me.

I remember once when we were still at school, we were on our way home and as always had to go through a busy station in Central London to get to the tube. Some guy came up to us with the ol' "Sorry to bother you, but I've lost my wallet and travel card, do you have any change I could borrow so I can get home. Give me your name and address and I'll send you the money back ASAP." It was a "nah" from me. My friend James gave the guy a couple of quid and told him not to worry about it. The guy didn't look homeless or like a crack head, but who else does that?

As we walked off, I said, you know that guy was full of shit, yeah? Maybe, said James, but I'd rather be conned out of a couple of pounds than deny him help if he really needed it. Like I said, a sweetheart of a guy. Fuck going to Starbucks for your drink order though, bum. Even Christ would've drawn the line.

 

[Dog Eater]

He is a really genuinely nice guy, way nicer than me.

I remember once when we were still at school, we were on our way home and as always had to go through a busy station in Central London to get to the tube. Some guy came up to us with the ol' "Sorry to bother you, but I've lost my wallet and travel card, do you have any change I could borrow so I can get home. Give me your name and address and I'll send you the money back ASAP." It was a "nah" from me. My friend James gave the guy a couple of quid and told him not to worry about it. The guy didn't look homeless or like a crack head, but who else does that?

As we walked off, I said, you know that guy was full of shit, yeah? Maybe, said James, but I'd rather be conned out of a couple of pounds than deny him help if he really needed it. Like I said, a sweetheart of a guy. Fuck going to Starbucks for your drink order though, bum. Even Christ would've drawn the line.

I hope James ends up homeless and I get to piss on his belongings.

 

[TorpidSloth]

I hope James ends up homeless and I get to piss on his belongings.

He has some public sector job so he'll probably never be unemployed

 

[guest]

As we walked off, I said, you know that guy was full of shit, yeah? Maybe, said James, but I'd rather be conned out of a couple of pounds than deny him help if he really needed it. Like I said, a sweetheart of a guy. Fuck going to Starbucks for your drink order though, bum. Even Christ would've drawn the line.

A couple years ago I was at the casino estoril in Portugal and had just busted out, lost a big $1200 euro pot playing Omaha, and was too drunk/steamed to keep playing so I called it a night.
I still remember the hand, I had trip kings, top set, potted the flop, this scumbag called "Principe" that watched TikTok questionably aged girls dancing on his phone between hands called, Turn was a brick, did the same thing, he called, River comes a jack, which gave me a full house as the flop was KJ7, I shove, h recalls the all in, he shows Quad jacks.
I go outside for a smoke while waiting for a cab back to the hotel, and there is this 40 year old clean cut guy in business casual, in tears on the phone, I see him approach 3 different people for some reason, almost hysterically crying.
he walks up to me and asks for money for an Uber because his daughter was in the hospital and his wallet got stolen or some shit.
I figured, okay, this is good karma I guess, so I give him a 10 euro note (maybe it was a 20?). He takes it and says something like " do you have any more to give me? I think it is at least a $50 euro ride to the hospital from here. "
I should have spit in his face or smashed his phone, which I thought would have been so good to do when I reflected back an hour later, but I was tired as shit so I just walked away.

TLDR, I got conned by a degenerate gambler and did nothing like a bitch.