WWAWD Highlander?

[JesseTheGovernor]

Not the movies with the worst actor if all time Christopher Lambert. The TV progrum with Adrian Paul and Stan “Steve C” Kirsch.

All this Xena and Sorbo talk got me thinking of other great 90s cornball shows and The Highlander fawkin’ slaps, child.

 

[Jizz]

I never watched any of these nerd shows. Just like the Opester my favorite 90s show was Baywatch!

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

The lady that played Amanda (Elizabeth Gracen) was hot. Bill Clinton fucked her, and then he motherfucked her.

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Excellent beefers

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She was smoking hot. They had quite a few solid looking broads come through that show

 

[UnPRePared]

There should've been only one.

That second fucking movie, man... John Waters could've done a better movie than that.

 

[LingerLonger]

First was movie was amazing until that idiotic ending. Great premise. Strong music. Comedic writing for a lot of the movie. Cop calling Nash a "faggot" for watching the WWF. Then it goes straight downhill. The reward for being the last Highlander is that you die? You can just take a sword to yourself and die anyways.

A better plot would have been that all of the Highlanders are connected and share one life. And they just age really slowly. And if one dies the one who kills him gets his years. So there is an incentive to kill another Highlander. And the last remaining one becomes immortal and takes all of the remaining life. Instead of them all killing each other so that the last one can die of fucking old age. Fuck what a stupid ending.

I cannot believe that the movie was franchised harder than Terminator or Aliens. There are scripts floating around for reboots and remakes for Highlander with of course a nigger or other mud type Highlander.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Ten minutes into the first Highlander. Engines rev, fluids spill, the fire hose sprays water, explosions, cars bouncing up and down, he moans in ecstasy. When it ends, he's spent, lets out a scream and drops to his knees, panting.

Is dude supposed to be cumming?

 

[Dog Eater]

Ten minutes into the first Highlander. Engines rev, fluids spill, the fire hose sprays water, explosions, cars bouncing up and down, he moans in ecstasy. When it ends, he's spent, lets out a scream and drops to his knees, panting.

Is dude supposed to be cumming?

After watching that I no longer feel like I should watch this some day.

 

[LiberalPussy]

First was movie was amazing until that idiotic ending. Great premise. Strong music. Comedic writing for a lot of the movie. Cop calling Nash a "faggot" for watching the WWF. Then it goes straight downhill. The reward for being the last Highlander is that you die? You can just take a sword to yourself and die anyways.

A better plot would have been that all of the Highlanders are connected and share one life. And they just age really slowly. And if one dies the one who kills him gets his years. So there is an incentive to kill another Highlander. And the last remaining one becomes immortal and takes all of the remaining life. Instead of them all killing each other so that the last one can die of fucking old age. Fuck what a stupid ending.

I cannot believe that the movie was franchised harder than Terminator or Aliens. There are scripts floating around for reboots and remakes for Highlander with of course a nigger or other mud type Highlander.

No, child. The prize is he has all the knowledge and power of the immortals, plus he can grow old with the woman he loves and have children. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.

If Patrick were an immortal, he’d refuse to go on holy ground.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

After watching that I no longer feel like I should watch this some day.

Oh, it's definitely a challenge...

 

[HH Brother]

Is dude supposed to be cumming?

What you're feeling. Is the Sinkening, funster.

 

[guest]

Lambert is practically blind, which explains his weird cross eyed look. He is a diabolical actor. And I can't imagine even the biggest rube in America buying him as Scottish, even back in the 80s. They probably didn't care tbf, all accents were the same back then.

 

[HeyItsVos]

I always thought that a guy who has been alive for centuries and has traveled the world would have a weird accent. He wouldn’t sound like someone from Scotland anymore because I don’t think he had been in the country since his wife died, which was over a century ago.

They even have some dialogue about that.

“You talk funny, Nash. Where are you from”?

“Lots of different places”

 

[Jesse Ventura]

Lambert is practically blind, which explains his weird cross eyed look. He is a diabolical actor. And I can't imagine even the biggest rube in America buying him as Scottish, even back in the 80s. They probably didn't care tbf, all accents were the same back then.

The movies are shit. Lambert is just anout the worst actor who ever lived. The show is mostly shit also but it has a fun 90s charm. Adrian Paul also stinks at acting but he at least comes across as more athletic and suave than Lambert.

 

[Jesse Ventura]

I always thought that a guy who has been alive for centuries and has traveled the world would have a weird accent. He wouldn’t sound like someone from Scotland anymore because I don’t think he had been in the country since his wife died, which was over a century ago.

They even have some dialogue about that.

“You talk funny, Nash. Where are you from”?

“Lots of different places”

In the show they seem to try to give McCloud an accent for whatever region he happens to be in. Adrian Paul sucks at al of them though.

 

[guest]

I always thought that a guy who has been alive for centuries and has traveled the world would have a weird accent. He wouldn’t sound like someone from Scotland anymore because I don’t think he had been in the country since his wife died, which was over a century ago.

They even have some dialogue about that.

“You talk funny, Nash. Where are you from”?

“Lots of different places”

Fair point, but he has the same accent when he's mortal and living in the Highlands

 

[HH Brother]

I always thought that a guy who has been alive for centuries and has traveled the world would have a weird accent. He wouldn’t sound like someone from Scotland anymore because I don’t think he had been in the country since his wife died, which was over a century ago.

They even have some dialogue about that.

“You talk funny, Nash. Where are you from”?

“Lots of different places”

Watch the making of, funster. They specifically state that. Lambert didn't even know English before the filming started.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Fair point, but he has the same accent when he's mortal and living in the Highlands

Shit. That’s a good point.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

First was movie was amazing until that idiotic ending. Great premise. Strong music. Comedic writing for a lot of the movie. Cop calling Nash a "faggot" for watching the WWF. Then it goes straight downhill. The reward for being the last Highlander is that you die? You can just take a sword to yourself and die anyways.

A better plot would have been that all of the Highlanders are connected and share one life. And they just age really slowly. And if one dies the one who kills him gets his years. So there is an incentive to kill another Highlander. And the last remaining one becomes immortal and takes all of the remaining life. Instead of them all killing each other so that the last one can die of fucking old age. Fuck what a stupid ending.

I cannot believe that the movie was franchised harder than Terminator or Aliens. There are scripts floating around for reboots and remakes for Highlander with of course a nigger or other mud type Highlander.

I mean I think that was one option. The Kurgan could have claimed some great power I believe. Or at the very least he's the last immortal so he could be a powerful warlord since no one else could stop him. According to the series you kill an immortal and you get his power, hence why the Kurgan l,who had so many kills, was so powerful

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Lambert is practically blind, which explains his weird cross eyed look. He is a diabolical actor. And I can't imagine even the biggest rube in America buying him as Scottish, even back in the 80s. They probably didn't care tbf, all accents were the same back then.

Didn't he speak almost no English and learn his lines phonetically or something?

 

[guest]

Didn't he speak almost no English and learn his lines phonetically or something?

Quite possibly. But that doesn't explain why he stunk in Subway too.