WWAWD having to work in tandem with a client/customer on projects

[Dummy Gaynuts]

This guy is hamstringing me. Having to badger him for information about his own shit

 

[guest]

If you're trying to sell him on anything, you should be drinking one drink for every three of his.

 

[aRTie02150]

I sold cars for several years and had to do it often.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

If you're trying to sell him on anything, you should be drinking one drink for every three of his.

I'm just trying to get this guy to tell me what he wants me to make for him aka the thing he is paying for

 

[johnnynoname]

tandem

who the fuck is this nigga?!

 

[guest]

I'm just trying to get this guy to tell me what he wants me to make for him aka the thing he is paying for

In that case, order some food to sober him up a bit and just ask him straight up.

 

[Monk]

Let Roger Sterling school you.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

In that case, order some food to sober him up a bit and just ask him straight up.

Man I am not in an english pub dude, I'm some fag waiting on emails

 

[guest]

Man I am not in an english pub dude, I'm some fag waiting on emails

Fuck it then. Take him out on the expense account. Even a few pints and Burger King beats the soulless/faceless modern corporate experience. If you don't have an EA, pay out of your own pocket. The payoff long term will be worth it

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Fuck it then. Take him out on the expense account. Even a few pints and Burger King beats the soulless/faceless modern corporate experience. If you don't have an EA, pay out of your own pocket. The payoff long term will be worth it

That's actually really good advice, thank you

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Schedule a working session and build a list of decisions you need him to make in real time. Try to include a few options for each.

Once you get all the decisions you need, send a follow up note with the the completed list back to him and have him confirm it’s correct.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Frankly customers can be assholes, child

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

RACI chart/Gantt chart your projects, brothaman. Copy the bosses.

Boom. Professionalism achieved, blame deflected.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

In that case, order some food to sober him up a bit and just ask him straight up.

I think the client is just too shy to admit he wants to purchase anal sex from OP.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I think the client is just too shy to admit he wants to purchase anal sex from OP.

Oddly enough you're correct but we got it sorted out