My fingertips smell like shit
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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WWAWD having to itch your asshole so bad(with underwear on) to the point that now your fingertips smell like shit
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When people say they get an itchy asshole, do they mean the inside? I get itchy on the area inside of my cheeks and up to the balls. Sometimes, scratching it feels better than cumming. The best times I get shivers when I scratch.
One word my amigo: Tobasco.
gets you rock hard
lick 'em clean, fella. What's wrong with you?!?
Happens to me all the tiiiime!
Wash your hands. Do you really need to be told?
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Two minutes after I've finished shitting I'm hosing out my rectum with warm water. No itchy shitter is the result. Try it, you filthy bastard.
buy a bidet
Nice shit-caked asshole, stupid.
I really don't get how everyone doesn't understand this. A bidet is great, obviously; but even without one, I just run the water in the tub and give the whistle a rinse from the tub faucet.
The rare occasions I find myself needing to absolutely shit in public, I grab paper towels and drench them in the sink before hitting the commode. Sure, this requires lots of flushing but I'm willing to waste water for hygiene.
Just because your GOVERNMENT told you dry wiping was fine and dandy doesn't mean you actually aren't just SMEARING
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Absolutely brotherman. If you got some shit on your finger, you wouldn't just wipe it off with a paper towel. You'd scrub that shit with soap and water. Why should that be any different with your bung hole? Because you're not shaking hands with it or eating a sandwich with it? No. Weak.I really don't get how everyone doesn't understand this. A bidet is great, obviously; but even without one, I just run the water in the tub and give the whistle a rinse from the tub faucet.
The rare occasions I find myself needing to absolutely shit in public, I grab paper towels and drench them in the sink before hitting the commode. Sure, this requires lots of flushing but I'm willing to waste water for hygiene.
Just because your GOVERNMENT told you dry wiping was fine and dandy doesn't mean you actually aren't just SMEARING
Bidets are great but you don't even need one if you're on a budget. Get a 5 speed shower head. Turbo stream setting and watch the "fish food" fall onto the shower floor.
Itchy asshole means you did a poor job with the clean-up. If I take a shit that requires more than two wipes into the shower I go. And if your shits are that messy you might need to make some dietary changes.
get one of these and spray your ass man, save a ton on papers too some time you only need one wipe to dry your butt
Are you really telling me some of you assholes on here are jumping in the shower everytime you squeeze out a log? Nice OCD behavior, stupid
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Make sure it's clean and lube it up with so.e white petroleum for soothing effective relief
No, I just wash my ass each time, stupid.
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Yes but it works for me because I shit like clockwork every morning so a shower afterwards is a guarantee anyway
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HOLD ON HOLD ON someone get erock in here to smell this guys finger