WWAWD Google reviews?

[guest]

I know that yelp was a meme from that south park episode, all the "yelpers" acting like Michelin guides at the local mom and pop Chinese restaurants...
but Google reviews?
I just spent 4 hours reading this horse shit.
let's pick a random Starbucks in beverly hills...

Oh! a local guide! he must know his shit!

Imagine a little cuck faggot queer with his nose in the air, counting the minutes it takes to get his order, taking pictures of the place to put on his "review"
fucking YUCK....

fucking die.

......

A nice steakhouse across the street....
Ashley must know her stuff! a local guide!

ugly nigger baboon lizzo cunt.

Another wing place on the same block. nice review from the jew!

Oy vey! fucking faggot ass heeb

enchant me, jezebel.

Stupid fucking nigger cunt.

all these NOTHINGS think they're Anthony bourdain It's THEIR show, be on your BEST behavior, or you'll get one star at the slightest inconvenience!
and then the owners have to grovel to these ZILCHES...
These people shouldn't be allowed to vote, let alone have a "Say" in anything.
but this is the way society is going, catering to the literal monkey IQ's with a smartphone. same shit on Airbnb, Uber, etc.
I am livid.
It's just too much. Go to your favorite restaurant on "Google maps" and join me down the rabbit hole. It will be ENRAGING.
is everyone a stupid fucking faggot dumb cunt? how is this normal?? what the fuck!?!?!?!??!! I cant take it anymore!!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[johnnynoname]

there has to be some sort of emoticon, or widget that Google puts next to your name after you do 50 reviews, or 100 reviews, and said reviewers just keep reviewing for the sole purpose of getting that emoticon next to there name.


related: why does someone even bother when they make a 3 star review....If you're going to make a review it should be a 1 or a 5 star.

a 3 star review is like jerking off in the shower and not finishing


....it's actually nothing like that. I just wanted to talk about how sometimes I beat off in the shower, and I'm like, " I got nothing".

 

[guest]

Even your local florida rube “family man” has to have a “voice”. Your opinion matters!

Hey you fucking cocksucker idiot,
nobody cares about your stupid steak and shake review and half bitten burger.
Fucking narcissist society.
Cc @Russian Around Branson nuke us please

 

[Dennyislife]

My local pub has a cat. The cat "replies" to the comments.

I don't go much now.

 

[Cuphead]

Google and Yelp reviews are fucking worthless. Either it's vague 5 star reviews or 1 star reviews complaining about the dumbest shit.

 

[BUBBLER]

If you want a good laugh read Peter Kosciak aka Penny eat Peter's Google review profile

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

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