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I hate working from home. It's worth the metro fare/time to go into the office when I'm the only retard there
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My commute is 15 minutes across the Potomac and I'm happy to leave my house any chance i getYeah, why work from the comfort of your home when you could spend an hour or two paying to commute to get to a place that sucks filled with stupid boring annoying assholes? Fuck office work. It's like being trapped in a jail cell MAAAAN, I just want to be FREEEEE.
Why? I have two floors of an office building with two kitchens to myselfJust go to a cafe or something stupid.
Your loyalty to the office is misplaced freshen it up. You have the choice of a lot of places not home or workWhy? I have two floors of an office building with two kitchens to myself
Ok, let me phrase it this way: i am not going to pay $4 for a coffee so i can sit hunched over in an uncomfortable metal chair in a cafe when i can use the keurig machine in an abandoned office and sit in my nice chair all aloneYour loyalty to the office is misplaced freshen it up. You have the choice of a lot of places not home or work
Nice subtle sink brag, doucheWhy? I have two floors of an office building with two kitchens to myself
Do you ever go around rubbing your balls on things because no one else is around?Why? I have two floors of an office building with two kitchens to myself
Feds aren't even trying any moreMy commute is 15 minutes across the Potomac
I’d be smoking cigarettes everywhere and peeing on carpets and jackets to mark my territory.Do you ever go around rubbing your balls on things because no one else is around?
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