WWAWD getting stood up

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Some hot 23 year old suburban girl told me shed go out for a drink last night.

I text her the place at 7 ask if she wants to meet me at 8...ok sure!

Hear nothing until 10pm and get some paragraph about how her sister was crying and she had to help!!

GOD DAMN RICH CUNT. A texts takes 5 seconds. Why the fuck would you 1) give me your number 2)say your interested 3) take it all this fucking far. It makes no sense.

Im sure she found something more socially appealing. Fucking fine. Why do you have to be such a CUNT about it?

Anyway, time for 2 hours of intense lifting and calling a fat girl who lets me drop loads in her.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

lo

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

She found out you're a kiwifag, can't blame her.

 

[Not bad]

Being stood up is better than getting told to step off.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

She found out you're a kiwifag, can't blame her.

Listen im gonna fawwwkin tell you a thing or two about a fawwkin thing or two. Been doing this since i was fawwwkin 18. Skipping class to listen to Terry Clifford beatings.

Post your contact info so i can sue you for libel.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Being stood up is better than getting told to step off.

Yo shawty yo buy me any of these rings?

 

[guest]

I got stood up by a girl I'd known for a couple of years. She'd been the girlfriend of a friend. They broke up and I made the schoolboy error of hooking up with her a few months after they split. We arranged to meet at some pub a couple of days later and she didn't turn up and didn't answer her phone either. Ghosted me. That one stung for a while. Never spoke to her again.

 

[Turk February]

I got stood up by a girl I'd known for a couple of years. She'd been the girlfriend of a friend. They broke up and I made the schoolboy error of hooking up with her a few months after they split. We arranged to meet at some pub a couple of days later and she didn't turn up and didn't answer her phone either. Ghosted me. That one stung for a while. Never spoke to her again.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. Nice feelings, stupid. AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

 

[guest]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. Nice feelings, stupid. AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

That's not very nice of you!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Listen im gonna fawwwkin tell you a thing or two about a fawwkin thing or two. Been doing this since i was fawwwkin 18. Skipping class to listen to Terry Clifford beatings.

Post your contact info so i can sue you for libel.

Dis nigga quoting a classic Brother Moo rant in the last line is PFG

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Dis nigga quoting a classic Brother Moo rant in the last line is PFG

Now i feel bad for calling him a Kiwifag, even though he is one.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Women are unreliable flakes? Who knew!

 

[TheNanaDook]

Women fucking suck and behave like children or worse, it always annoys you, and life goes on.

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Next time try rape

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Leave her a voicemail calling her a "plain Jane cunt" and saying that she is a bagel fetcher and if she were a shoe, she'd be a Hush Puppy.