Wwawd gassers that smell like rotten eggs?

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Anyone know why this happens? I want to get to the office first tmrw and stink the place up before anyone gets in.

 

[Gutter Goon]

Someone has been sneaking shit into my ass while I sleep. I check every night before I go to bed and there's no shit up there. When I wake up in the morning my ass is full of shit. It's probably the government, those sick fucks. Who knows what kind of kicks they get out of doing something like this. Whatever's going on with your egggas is probably them as well.

 

[Professor Rape]

Someone has been sneaking shit into my ass while I sleep. I check every night before I go to bed and there's no shit up there. When I wake up in the morning my ass is full of shit. It's probably the government, those sick fucks. Who knows what kind of kicks they get out of doing something like this. Whatever's going on with your egggas is probably them as well.

That's beetlejuice he's been shitting in your pants

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I'd give him a set of mickey mouse ears as a gift then shoot him in the side of the neck and claim I thought he was a big stinky pedophilic rat

 

[Gutter Goon]

That's beetlejuice he's been shitting in your pants

I'll pretend to sleep to catch him tonight.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Try cracking a (non-rotten) egg and see if you catch the same smell.

I had a weird period a year or two ago this time of year where suddenly the sulphury undertone in stuff that has it like eggs and farts was really strong and dominant. Then it went away quite suddenly. I think it might've been Covid, as that is known to be able to fuck with your sense of smell.

 

[Gutter Goon]

Try cracking a (non-rotten) egg and see if you catch the same smell.

I had a weird period a year or two ago this time of year where suddenly the sulphury undertone in stuff that has it like eggs and farts was really strong and dominant. Then it went away quite suddenly. I think it might've been Covid, as that is known to be able to fuck with your sense of smell.

Might be beetlejuice. Best to keep an eye open as you sleep.