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This poll is public so we will soon know who on this forum got their baby penis sucked by a rabbi!!!
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Options changed so you can select multiple.What if I’ve got my foreskin but I’ve also had my dick sucked by a rabbi?![]()
I never really understood what Circumcised meant because growing up everyone said “Jews circumcise/bit baby dicks” and mine was snipped (RIP :/ ), but i was raised catholic so i would always be confused. Im not a jew. Why did I get snipped? It left me wondering wtf happened for a while. Then when I got older I got hit with the harsh reality that my parents were jewed by the Catholic church to snip me in order to sell my fore off to the highest bidding rabbi. The truth hurts brothaman.I'm catholic and circumcised. Growing up into my teens my father once said, and this is an exact quote ... . Not my words...... "if you have a son and he's not circumcised in four days, it makes him an Arab.
Flash forward about 20 years to my son being born, well .... I HAVE to get him circumcised or he's an Arab...... right???
After it was done,, BOTH my mother AND father were yelling at me "Why would you do something so barbaric to your son?"
WTF ...... seriously WTF ...... words mean things people!!!
Allegedly this actually fixes the scarring of the head and you get a normal cock again (after a long time. ) some guys with leftovers even stretch it themselves and get back to normal (dedication)Full disclosure.. a rabbi stole my foreskin as a baby without my consent. I’m having foreskin reconstruction surgery next month
Does this mean you can cum in funny directions? Also at least it’s a legit reason not some jew shit.I have hypospadias so I had to have it removed. *Sniff*
No but I can't use a urinal without leaking so I have to sit down like a bitch when I pee. The stream goes forward for the most part but a constant dribble goes straight down. Here is a shitty drawing to describe it.Does this mean you can cum in funny directions?
Ah yeah that makes sense. Be sure to piss outside as much as possible. It’s very relaxing.No but I can't use a urinal without leaking so I have to sit down like a bitch when I pee. The stream goes forward for the most part but a constant dribble goes straight down. Here is a shitty drawing to describe it.
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Still got my foreskin. Actually cleaned it this morning.
As neglectful as my parents were when I was growing up, they respected me enough to not mutilate my body under some guise of religion. I should call them tonight and thank them.
That would be annoying as fuck. My dickslit is a little wonky so when I piss sometimes I get a secondary directional stream with a mind of its own. You know when theres dried coom in there and your piss shoots out wherever it wants? Its like that, at random.No but I can't use a urinal without leaking so I have to sit down like a bitch when I pee. The stream goes forward for the most part but a constant dribble goes straight down. Here is a shitty drawing to describe it.
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Cuntfucker had a 12 skin.Hell mine might as well be called a fiveskin know what I mean?
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