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There were no chicks. Wonka was having gay orgies with the oompa loompasLotta fawkin problems in that factory.
That nigga Slugworth can't be trusted.Some asshole chocolate factory guy got mad at me for stealing some of that when I was taking a tour once. Said the ceilings needed to be washed, sterilized etc. Calm the fuck down nigga.
I was supposed to get a lifetime supply of chocolate with that tour, but he said the contract was void due to that shit.
My nephew was about to return an everlasting gobstopper after he yelled at us, but I stopped him. We're taking that to his competitor mayn.
Where's the god fucking damned machinery?
Charlie's mum was CIAThat nigga Slugworth can't be trusted.
Also why the fuck is Wonka candy that exists in real life not named after any in the movie? I don't remember Nerds being in there.Autistic kids seething at the lack of an actual factory. What's this magical fantastical shit? Where's the god fucking damned machinery?
Charlie's mum was CIA
"We have to eat cabbage water every day, but granpa Joe gets to smoke a pipe? Fuck this!"I always skipped past that one song of hers when I watched that movie as a kid. Cheeeer up Charlie. He’d probably cheer up if you weren’t living in a depressing shithole with 4 grandparents in the same bed.
Dumb bitch.
I don't like Wonka putting chemicals in the candy that turns the friggin' kids gay!There were no chicks. Wonka was having gay orgies with the oompa loompas
Suck on that Everlasting Gobstopper, bitch!I don't like Wonka putting chemicals in the candy that turns the friggin' kids gay!
30 years later:Lotta fawkin problems in that factory.
Charlie swapped the Scrumdidliumptious bars for Scrumpy Jack30 years later:
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Look me and Grandpa Joe were never friends, to be perfectly fawkin honest witcha. PERIOD. I didn't know the guy. I never fawkin knew the real Grandpa Joe. What the fawk am I doin, I'm trying to stream. I don't wanna talk about Grandpa Joe anymore! Let it go! I'm doing my ting here now, I got some good people here!
Uhh Tim says– OH WOW Tim thanks for da 20 bucks. Cheersss. Cheersss. Tim says "Charlie do you think Grandpa Joe would ever–" Tim what the fawwwk! I don't wanna talk about Grandpa Joe anymore. Thanks for the pocket money, Tim. I do appreciate that. But I'm DONE talking about Grandpa Joe.
Okay and now we've got Augustus Gloop who says– Oh I remember you Augustus! Augustus was a fawkin soldier.
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That just means the dirty fucks weren't already cleaning the ceiling at all. Next time maybe get some taller slaves so they can reach shitSome asshole chocolate factory guy got mad at me for stealing some of that when I was taking a tour once. Said the ceilings needed to be washed, sterilized etc. Calm the fuck down nigga.
I was supposed to get a lifetime supply of chocolate with that tour, but he said the contract was void due to that shit.
My nephew was about to return an everlasting gobstopper after he yelled at us, but I stopped him. We're taking that to his competitor mayn.
Imagine how that room must have stunk. Old dying skin cells and their decaying livers expressing themselves through the pores in their wrinkly skin. Yuck.I always skipped past that one song of hers when I watched that movie as a kid. Cheeeer up Charlie. He’d probably cheer up if you weren’t living in a depressing shithole with 4 grandparents in the same bed.
Dumb bitch.
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