WWAWD fannypacks?

[Steve Ramone]

I got one and have been wearing it around lately, honestly, it's pfg having all my shit. I got it for camping and hiking but I find myself wearing it a lot. Now I can wear basketball shorts and also carry my phone keys and wallet and not have shit flying everywhere and hitting me in the balls when I walk.

I got one like this

 

[RobertMewler]

Duuuude, what you want is a bandoleer, duuude!

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Your fanny is always packed.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Duuuude, what you want is a bandoleer, duuude!

My kids yelled at me for wearing it around my waist but the fucking thing spins all over the place wearing it on my shoulder, so back on the waist and my kids can just be embarrassed, little shits.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Nice having my Leatherman and a spare mag too. Gonna make a little medkit for it as well.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Function over fashion, nigga. They are handy. I don't wear mine in public or anything, but I wouldn't knock anybody for it. Actually I would and I have. I got kicked out of school for trying to rip this one nerd teacher's fanny pack off lol. He was being a prick to me so I was like "what the fuck do you even keep in there you fucking weirdo?" And I grabbed ahold of it and was thrashing him around. He wrestled free and ran. Turns out he kept his insulin in there.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

 

[Steve Ramone]

Function over fashion, nigga. They are handy. I don't wear mine in public or anything, but I wouldn't knock anybody for it. Actually I would and I have. I got kicked out of school for trying to rip this one nerd teacher's fanny pack off lol. He was being a prick to me so I was like "what the fuck do you even keep in there you fucking weirdo?" And I grabbed ahold of it and was thrashing him around. He wrestled free and ran. Turns out he kept his insulin in there.

I'm way past caring what other people think, if I like it I'll wear it. Usually that mean basketball shorts and a t-shirt but I'll go grocery shopping in sweats.

 

[Steve Ramone]

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I bet it has lube in it.

 

[RaggotFetard]

I wear one sometimes when it’s too hot to walk around with a backpack on, and I don’t give a shit that I look like a faggot. Luckily, I live in Chicago and there are lots of other faggotier dudes walking around.

 

[DMbA]

The ones that you can wear around your shoulder is cool other wise you look just like Rogan up there

 

[RedHeadpw2]

I'm way past caring what other people think, if I like it I'll wear it. Usually that mean basketball shorts and a t-shirt but I'll go grocery shopping in sweats.

You really should be ashamed of the "basketball shorts" though.

*Consider half a roll of duct or '100mph' tape hanging off some braided 550 lb (para) cord. You'll look even tougher!

 

[Rick Roblinson]

They make these things called a backpack. It's like a fannypack but people won't automatically assume you take it up the ass.

 

[PickleRickle]

Basketball shorts and a fanny pack he says, but just so happens to leave out his socks with sandals that no doubt complete the ensemble.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I wear mine backwards and fill it with condoms and wet wipes so the fellas at the rest stop have everything they need right at their fingertips.

 

[Steve Ramone]

They make these things called a backpack. It's like a fannypack but people won't automatically assume you take it up the ass.

I don't wanna carry a backpack for a few small things, I have a 36hr pack I use for weekend trips and stuff, too big for a couple small things I wanna have with me.

 

[Steve Ramone]

You really should be ashamed of the "basketball shorts" though.

*Consider half a roll of duct or '100mph' tape hanging off some braided 550 lb (para) cord. You'll look even tougher!

I actually have 20ft of duct tape wrapped around the bottom of a pen in it haha

 

[Cptbaldopie]

No hate here.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

The ones that you can wear around your shoulder is cool other wise you look just like Rogan up there

I too enjoy gay sex

 

[DMbA]

I too enjoy gay sex

good one hoss