Fuckers got me good this morning when I was walking the dog. Fucking assholes
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
WWAWD Faggot Fire Ants Stinging the Fuck Outta You When You Accidentally Step On Their Little City
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you went out barefoot?
No, fuckers got into my shoe and up my leg. I must have been standing in their shit for a second. I looked around after, but couldn't find the fucking mound.
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So fawkin aggressive lol...glad we dont have them up here.
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Im team ant on this one. You genocided their colony in half a second
I got roiped by a pack of hopper ants once, those niggers jumped after me and got in my shoes and bit the fuck out of me. I wish I took a picture of my feet, they were swollen and blotchy red. I poured diesel down their nest and lit the cunt on fire and committed an ant holocaust later on.
Your diesel is flammable?I got roiped by a pack of hopper ants once, those niggers jumped after me and got in my shoes and bit the fuck out of me. I wish I took a picture of my feet, they were swollen and blotchy red. I poured diesel down their nest and lit the cunt on fire and committed an ant holocaust later on.
What kind of bitch diesel do you have? Yeah it's flammable, it's just not terribly explosive.
Why can't we start a war on Ants?
I tried to light a campfire up once with diesel fuel and it was like I might as well pour water on the fucking thing. Wouldn't light at all
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Just use something like methylated spirits or turpentine. Fires rule, I want to set everything on fire.
I don't think the standard diesel fuel in the US is flammable but I'm stupid which doesn't help matters
It's sort of greasy so if you're trying to light something in a damp area I can see it being hard to light. It should light up though. Like I say, it's slow and not explosive so it's safer than throwing fucking gas on a fire lol.
I've never used diesel to start a campfire, but I have used motor oil. Guessing it's similar, you need paper or something to burn hot enough to ignite the oil, then it's off to the races.
I ball up newspaper and use that, but we also have gum leaves and when they're dead and brown they'll light up in seconds from a Bic lighter. A safe thing to use is those white firelighter blocks, they're good because they'll stay on fire for five minutes or so.
Ants work.