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WWAWD Doorbells?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Fury Of Gwod
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I lost my fucking mind on my friends multiple times over a doorbell. I had an apartment before anyone else so people were constantly coming over and my dog barked every time the doorbell rang. Some days I just didn't feel like having people shitting up my place and leaving their garbage behind so I'd ignore the bell and the stupid fucks would just ring it over and over until I screamed at them to get the fuck away from my door. There's obviously a reason I'm not answering it, fucking retards. I don't get the reasoning. Like, I can clearly hear it. "Oh maybe he's taking a shit or sleeping or something, the course of action is to annoy the shit out of this easily annoyed dude."
 
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